Mayo Chiki! Episode 7
Ok, so fair warning, this review, will be epic. I took 85 screenshots this episode. You read it right, 85! I broke my record this episode! Previously held by Mawaru Penguindrum at 58! This episode is just THAT AWESOME! Onto the review of epicocity!
"Lets run away together!", that will be a line to go down in my mind forever as one of the strangest ways to start en episode! Apparently Jirou himself also found it strange, with his obvious reaction. Thus cue Subaru being damned adorable! Not surprisingly, with hidden motives, as the drink she gave Jirou was spiked with a sleeping drug.
Thus transition to Jirou waking up god knows where, next to a lewdly dressed Kanade. Jirou then rages about Kanade spiking his drinking, Kanade putting on the act of the victim as he rages. Moments later Kanade turns the TV on to reveal that its 7 in the morning the next day. Jirou then realizes that the drink he was given knocked him out from noon the previous day til then. Ensue Kanade cutely covering up her "mistake". Jirou was not amused.
We finally find out why they kidnapped Jirou, with the explanation that Kanade has run away from home due to a family dispute. That dispute being that she just doesn't want to go on her families over seas trip, Jirou shows his concern, sarcastically. Thus with explanations out of the way, she announces her plans for this run away trip, another attempt to rid Jirou of his gynophobia! After screwing with Jirou a bit, she cutely exits when Subaru comes in to announce breakfest, thus unleasing the Subaru rage upon Jirou. Once that calms down they head off to breakfest where they run into tha landlady of the inn, who believes Kanade and Jirou to be eloping. With Jirou becoming more upset with shit being hidden behind his back, Subaru exclaims that Jirou is hiding things as well! Ooh, the drama!
Transition to the important part of this episode! THE BEACH! WHICH MEANS BIKINIS! But who woulda thought it would finally include SUBARU in a BIKINI! Jirou was just as pleased by this development as I was. But all good things must come to an abrupt halt with Kanade scheming about! And boy, does this girl know how to scheme... in a magnificent manner! Jirou thus manages to free himself from Kanade and Subaru for a moment, only to run into more trouble in the seaside restuarant. But you know, a quick flying kick to the skull sorts this kinda thing out, right? We come to find out that the three stooges here were left behind by the upperclassman in the handicraft club while swimming to an unihabited island. Well I say left behind, but in reality they kinda got chased away by a bloody SHARK! Thus come Jirou and his wallet to save the day! Having been gone a bit too long Subaru and Kanade come after Jirou thinking he was alone, thus Jirou stealing glasses to try and disguise Subaru, which, amusingly, Subaru takes as a glasses fetish. Thus disguised as Punyuru, Subaru is now passing off as a girl. A girl who calls Kanade Big Sis Kanade. SHOCK to Kanade by the cuteness, regretting her creation of a moe beast! Thus Jirou attempts to deal with the fact he is surrounded now by not just two females, but 5 females, all which might kill him in some shape or form. Luckily for my sanity, they aren't all completely dumb in realizing that Subaru isn't someone else, with Usami know its Subaru, but just thinking she's cross dressing.
And since this has become such a amazingly long review, from this part on, I will be finishing up the review with quick captions and photos! Enjoy!
Oh cleavage, you are magnificent in the morning.
Dat face.
Hello misunderstanding!
Dat face round 2!
Data face round 3!
What magnificent wordplay by Kanade! Usami is slightly stunned!
But overall its ineffective against Tsundere Usami!
She counters!
Attacks!
And attacks some more!
Leaving Jirou stuttering and Kanade amused!
While the exchange did not phase Usami or Kanade, Subaru is left thinking Jirou and Usami are together, drama increase!
Tomato Tsundere Usami, available in your local anime store!
Thus the main course begins!
Which is more than Jirou bargained for.
A lot more!
What conviction!
And now half my readers rage quit due to lack of H-Scene!
But this does not deter Jirou's delight one bit!
And thus the H-Scene commences! You fools left too early!
"That's sexual harrassment Jirou!" It might have been Subaru, but you just commited some mighty abuse right there missy!
And that's it for this weeks episode, I left out the end to leave it tantalizing for you to go watch! All I can say is the beach episode, it ends on a serious note! And it was fantastic! Thanks for reading, hope you all have a pleasant week and see you next week!
Up next my Mawaru Penguindrum review!