#pushing 30

[zatzuri]

he’s TOO grown for this

[escapedaudios]

The first time someone referred to me as "pushing 30" I was 25 and that's crazy because I kept getting called almost 30 every year since. At some point it feels like being Almost Thirty™ is this strange never ending limbo that you can't escape from. I think I'm going to be almost 30 forever.

This is how the internet sees age.

20: Underaged Minor 21: Just three years out of highschool 22: Unc 23: Chopped unc 24: Stupid idiot baby with no frontal lobe but also chopped unc at the same time 25: Almost 30 26: Almost 30 27: Almost 30 28: Almost 30 29: 30 30: 30 again 31: Pushing 40

[mercuruh]

Im going through my first Saturn return honestly I decided to be excited about it after fearing it 🤣 I woke up one day and I was like well in a year or two things will change ANYWAY so why not look forward to see whatever results we’ll have ???

[pure-koison]

Happy birthday to me

[pinkmirth]

in a modern universe, reiner would’ve canonically been born august 1st 1997, making him 29 . . . what a grown sexy husband age

[saturniankhalifa]

Guys I’ll be twenty-ate in exactly 7 days 😭

[agentcanis]

*After a long night outside in the cold I come back to check on doggyy* hiiii doggy how r u ?? ^_^ *scratches behind puppy's crusty ear* I will give you your bath now, ok? :⁠0 no biting this time... °⁠_⁠o then I will give you a treat＾⁠3⁠＾

I told you to never show your face here again. You’re not giving me any headpats…. //////

[tired-old-soul]

New year, same me, just older today! Happy new year everyone and happy b-day to me 🥳✨️