#puzz-ler

[yourlittlettoy]

Did someone say LER NYX 👀‼️😩🫣🫨😵‍💫🥴😮‍💨

On top of serving as definitive proof of @nyxtickled ‘s undeniable ler skillz I GUESS 😨🫣🫣, this clip is also visual aid for this lil post showcasing how unfair everyone is at gatherings 😤🙄😛

HONESTLY THO it has me DEAD HEARING MY MUFFLED SCREAMING LMAO like I was literally begging for my life and to ya’ll it just sounded like a lil background sound??? A distant buzz???!? LMAO WHAT THE HELLLLL 😆🥲😂😂😂 so cruel. 100% illegal. 10/10 inhumane. (Other hands belong to @puzz-ler 😩)

[intotheoncelerverse]

soo, youre called the puzz-ler and youre tetris themed.. that probably means you play a lot of puzzle games right?

"I usually enjoy a challenge... Usually being the key word, here."

[yourlittlettoy]

Oh no! A home invader (@puzz-ler) broke into my roommate @tklsh-love and I’s apartment the other night!!! He tied us up to keep us from calling for help… but idk why it was necessary to torture us as well 😩?? I don’t even think he ended up taking anything when he finally left…. 🧐🤨

[intotheoncelerverse]

[Pulls out notepad] [totally not an inspector voice] The minimum wage for your employees, what is it? Do you cover dental? Healthcare? How many paid sick days per employee per year? How long is a full shift? Do you provide proper training to your employees before they get into the workplace? Do you cover gas money and/or public transport tickets for employees who live far away?

"No comment."

[intotheoncelerverse]

sir, you are an absolute cutie

"Do you have any idea how difficult it is to look this good while dealing with the level of nonsense that I have to every day? Lemme tell ya, it's no small feat... But then again, nothing I do is ever small. Hah! Bigger is better, as they say. It doesn't matter how many times you compliment me, though—I'm still not giving you that discount. We can't all be winners, you know. Maybe if you wanted to get a Thneed for the low, low price of $3.97, you should have been here three years ago!"

[intotheoncelerverse]

"I was informed that this meeting was urgent... Whatever you have to say, it’d better be good! After all, I had to cancel my 4:00 for this. Do you have ANY clue what my schedule is like, hmm? How frustrating, how busy? Do you have ANY idea what happens at 4:00? Well, I can tell you. My masseuse appointment, that’s what. My one saving grace besides the dailies in the newspaper. And now, I have to sit and talk to YOU instead. Go on, ask away! Might as well make some use of my time that you’re wasting...”

((It's 2020 and I've made a Once-ler ask blog. I've absolutely peaked. This is my legacy now.))

[intotheoncelerverse]

Have there been any updates with the weird phone calls you mentioned? Maybe the callers are on a burn phone or something like that?

“Actually, I’m quite relieved to say that I haven’t gotten any calls in a good, long while, save for from my mother of course... Quite frankly, it would be ideal to simply not receive any calls whatsoever, but it’s better than nothing. I’ll admit, I was pretty damn close to calling back and giving whoever it was a piece of my m--”

“What part of ‘I’m busy’ don’t you people understand?!”