Jul 17
how I feel after not selfshipping with a ninja but with evil pythor instead
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how I feel after not selfshipping with a ninja but with evil pythor instead
so do we think pythor told Rae that he cannibalized the rest of the anacondrai….?
au where Pythor and Rae didn’t get separated by the war and he knows she’s a guardian (but it’s that scene from the incredibles)
Pythor: Rae, where is your fang blade?
Rae: Why do you need to know?
Pythor: The city is in danger!
Rae: My evening is in danger!
Pythor: It’s for the greater good!
Rae: Greater good? I am your WIFE. I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
do we think pythor would sometimes make little sounds adjacent to a cat purring because I think so
guys pythor is so silly
guys I think I might like pythor… just a hunch
pyrae incorrect quotes because I can
Pythor comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Rae’s bedroom. Rae: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Pythor: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Pythor: Lies on the ground and falls asleep Rae: …
Rae: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Pythor: It was autocorrect. Rae: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Pythor: Yes.
Rae: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Pythor: AS ENEMIES?! Rae:
Rae: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Pythor: Oh. We're going out? Rae: Wh…
Rae: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Pythor: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Rae, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
Pythor: The stars are so beautiful… Rae: They're just giant balls of gas. Pythor: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Rae: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Pythor: Oh…
Rae: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Pythor: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
Rae: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Pythor: blushes What are your thoughts? Rae: The fourth sentence- Pythor: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Rae: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
Pythor: Relationships should be 50/50. Rae cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Rae: I fell— Pythor: From heaven? Rae: No, I literally fell— Pythor: In love with me the moment you saw me? Rae: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Pythor: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Pythor, sweating: Rae, there’s something I need to ask you- Rae: Finally! You’re proposing! Pythor: How’d you know? Rae: Pythor, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Rae: I even picked it up once.
Pythor: We have a problem. Rae: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Pythor: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Rae: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Pythor: I said within reason, Rae. How about I murder that guy? Rae: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Pythor: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Pythor: BE A BETTER PERSON! Rae: WHY?! Pythor: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
Rae: What do you want to be for Halloween? Pythor: Yours. Rae: Rae: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.
I wanna make pythor very clingy to rae in a way, like he always has a hand on her shoulder or something