#pyrocope

[vanillabin]

Imagine really wanting to eat a cake but you’re just really fucking angry at any cake that expresses any hint of wanting to be eaten by you bc you aren’t capable of wanting to eat that particular cake and apparently don’t want to eat cake at all but also really want your cake eating card punched. So you burn the bakery

[vanillabin]

*hearing fire truck noises* (sigh) it should’ve been me 😔

[vanillabin]

If I let myself think about the dust I get spontaneous lung cancer

[vanillabin]

Told my bsf that if I ever get a bachelorette party I want to burn down a house like when they do controlled burn training for fire departments except I get to set it and it’s only put down last minute

[vanillabin]

I really do love fire no joke but not like that I’m sad to say

[vanillabin]

Teeeehehee I get to burn things tomorrow🤗🥰

[vanillabin]

Feel like burning things. Candles and such

[vanillabin]

I did not have arsonal relations with that house