Your name is PYTHEE POLIMA
You are Alternia’s ONE AND ONLY Fuschia blooded troll, FALLEN POP STAR, and HEIRESS UNAPPARENT to ALTERNIA’S THRONE.
You share your caste with but two other beings: GLB’GLYOB your terrifying lusus, and your ancestor THE CZAREENA, the Orwellian leader of all trollkind.
You used to be Alternia’s PRIME PRINCESS POP STAR, until the UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT where you got a little overwhelmed peddling STATE PROPAGANDA to people who WOULDN’T LEAVE YOU ALONE and starting shooting PYROTECHNICS into the crowd. You escaped into the sea, presumed MISSING, and took refuge in a half buried submarine wreckage NOT TOO FAR FROM YOUR CASTLE.
Your main hobby is playing SQUIDBALL. It’s a high stakes living squid shooter with long lasting games, the ONLY TIME YOU GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. Your favourite gamemode is SEIZE THE STAR. You’ve been holding onto the captured CZTARFISH in the corner of your room for HALF A SWEEP. Unable to find you, your fellow players are NO LONGER HAVING FUN, which means you are WINNING.
Your secondary hobby is DOXXING. Better not get distracted. At the moment, you have BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
You are currently too busy making your final preparations, including rigging your sunk submarine hive with EXPLOSIVES, and putting a little SQUID INK in your hair for extra shine {@ND to cover up the pink dye}. There will be no evidence of your presence here for the last few sweeps or of YOUR MASTER PLAN.
YOUR MASTER PLAN is to ABSCOND UNSEEN from the planet to gather the resources necessary to take the first fair bid for Alternia’s throne in EONS.
Your trolltag is informationPhage and you speak in a way that is {dyn@mic and ENERGETIC!!}
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