#pyxrin

[clarkkent--dailyplanet]

I figure at your big age, you've probably grown out of it.

Unless you're sent to the doghouse for bad behavior, but that doesnt seem likely to happen.

Ahah.. I’ve been sent to the doghouse a number of times and reasons. 😅

But certainly not for smoking!

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

If you think 16 in 1 is bad, I know of an 18 in 1

Apparently the uses are: Face wash, body wash, shampoo, bath liquid, shaving cream, toothpaste, decongestant steam, foot bath, dishwasher liquid, laundry detergent, mopping liquid, multipurpose cleaning spray, windows cleaner, toilet cleaner, vegetable wash, dog shampoo, plant spray, and bug spray

…

I think I’m going to have a heart attack just looking at this.

[ask-the-141]

Welcome back!!!! :DDD

BIIIIG HUG to whomever wants one!

🐁 me :3

🧼 YOU STILL AREN'T A MEMBER?

🏷️ Easy Soap- calm down. As for your question, I think everyone but Ghost would take a hug right about now.

🐁 AND ME.

🧼 *angry Scottish sounds*

🏷️ Actually- on second thought, maybe wait a bit before you try him. Might try to bite you...

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Hey, uh, I think @greaterthansuperman is kinda dying rn. He said that he's hurt and trapped somewhere the sun doesn't reach, and that he doesn't think help is coming.

[lord-superman]

Ngl man, you're the type of guy who'd read 1984 and be like, yeah, they got some great ideas in here... maybe I should start changing words around

Orwell warned about power that twists language to hide the truth. I use language to bring people to look at truths they would rather romanticize away. There is a difference. You may not like the order I impose, but disliking it does not make it fiction. The fighting is over. We have finally achieved true peace on Earth. It was worth every drop of blood.

[polockski]

Dude I love making fun of your Lord Shithead so much man, it's so easy too. Can't help myself, love that guy

Lmaoooo he’s got a shorter fuse than the others.

[sgt-garrison]

Merry Christmas!!

You get... one of those microwavable plushies that get warm. I feel like you'd like it. Also I am personally sending you a bunch of groceries from HEB, including lots of more local to Texas shit. It's lowkey highkey fucked that no one else can enjoy HEB.

Enjoy!

I ain’ microwavin’ my plushies with my tea, are y’mental?

[bleeding-heart-bat]

Ofc you can come catch frogs! Just make sure you're dressed for the weather!

I have my yellow rain coat and green wellies!

I got my frog catching net and gloves so we can pick up worms to feed them!