hello! i have been pointed towards qlsc2021 for the elections, but first, please do tell me your top promises? i am interested :O
I am so glad you asked, Anon, as I am happy to tell you!
Our policies are as follows:
Ghostbur will receive a much better limbo, and will be able to be with Friend again :) He will also be getting an umbrella to protect him from the rain!
In fact, as an enderman (and many of my cabinet are too), we plan on providing everyone hurt by the rain with government-provided umbrellas!
We will be giving @charlie-slimesicle a gun!
We will be sentencing Butch Hartman to as deep into hell as we can!
We will be making every week Tubbo Appreciation Week!
If there is even a small amount of snow, we will be giving everyone a snow day!
We will reform the army
We will shift funding towards nuclear research
Everyone who votes for us will be given a free puppy or kitten if they so desire!
And finally, we will be investigating mcytblrprison. They do not require any actual fact-checking on their sentences, and have wrongly sent many- including myself- to prison. This cannot go on any longer. We need to figure out what's REALLY going on in there.
