Fake tears and Texts at 3 am for a platonic yttd f/o of your choice? >:} - omen
thanks so much, @gentle-horrors!!!!! :)! <3! I’ll do this one for Q-Taro.
Fake tears: Share a story about you and sibling!f/os. Any pranks or crazy adventures?
OKAY SO one time we accidentally stole silverware from a steakhouse. like I meant to grab my napkin and put it in my bag for later, but my silverware was still in it and it just completely slipped my mind.
so we’re like a half hour away, and my nose is kinda runny and I’m like “oh yeah I grabbed my napkin!” and I pull it out,,,,, and there’s just silverware. and so I start shouting. he almost swerved off the road. and I’m like “omg we have to turn around to bring their silverware back,” and he’s like “Parker, we’re already halfway home.” and I’m like “WELL WE CAN’T STEAL THE SILVERWARE.” so we ended up turning around and bringing it back.
Texts at 3am: What kinds of positive things would your f/os say about you?
he could be an inspirational speaker the way he shouts nice things at me. like I’ll be doing my work and he’ll be like “YEAH. YOU GOT THIS.” and he says I’m really nice and a really good friend.