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Can you tell I have too many fucking thoughts about my cubito.
More headcanon content about this polycule:
Polycule Explained (minor suggestive mentions bc y'know. fwb content)
Polycule vs Ender King Possessed Phil (this inspired AMFMN)
I have Deathduo, Veteransduo, and Codebreakers hc sets on this masterlist so I'm linking that too
I could legit go on about parts of this chart that I don't cover in those linked headcanons too.
Okay, I need to share bird nerd info For Philza enjoyers: crow flirt and dad pattern baldness
Crows and most birds share food with potential mates as flirting, not just “Hey look I found a HUGE Patch of berries!” Like directly put food in beak. That is only for babies and partners in most cases. Even then some foods are only shared rarely, usually with favorite items. So feeding a partner from your fork is probably very flirty for Philza’s bird brain. The other thing is Enchanted golden apples, he values those a lot, so Mumza is probably one of the very few people to have Bird mode Philza desperately attempting to pass her an enchanted golden apple. Bird man down bad for death goddess wife. On the dad pattern baldness, it’s not on his head. Most bird species that incubate their own eggs develop a bald patch on the abdomen ( or even a few more on their sides) that becomes very vascular when they have eggs . If both sexes take turns sitting on the eggs, both develop a brood patch. In crows both parents sit on the eggs, so if Philza has any chest feathers or hair he is gonna start losing them. Like within days of having Chayanne given to him he notices extra feathers in the bed. “ Guess I’m officially dad now.” Bonus of extra warm hugs for eggs
Oh my god I'm gonna explode /pos
I'm immediately adopting the flirty feeding onto my angel and other bird-coded OCs I'm screaming that's so goddamn cute.
Also the brood patch is so silly omg. You had babies? Get smoothed idiot.
[Missa screaming that Phil has lost his treasure trail] /j
halloooo :3 saw your post on the Greater RP!Phil Polycule and absolutely adored it. all are absolutely based takes.
speaking of, do you have any tr!phil and tr!sneeg headcanons? i yearn for this bastard woodcutter divorcee (/p) and his ex husband (again /p) who spent the last week in a box full of potion fumes and turtles driving himself insane for the sake of progress lmao
SFGAFGDHF see they're such a new thing still and I was so hellbent until their divorce arc that they were just close friends and nothing more that I'm still figuring out wtf their deal is.
It's esp hard to build them beyond their basic interaction vibes bc oMalewife is so wildly different and special. And previously our only proper rpMalewife content.
But trMalewife absolutely have some kinda on/off fuckass obsession with each other. Way more so trSneeg towards trPhil than the reverse, but it's anything but one-sided, even if it's a 99/1 split.
All of rpPhil's relationships are healthy, at least at their cores (as of now), but these two you could absolutely joke are toxic yaoi. It's probably something they joke about themselves. It's basically an unspoken bit.
The thing abt trMalewife duo (or any rpMalewife probably, bc this is just how the CCs are) is that their relationship is hugely built on mutual sarcasm, deadpan bits, and dramatized bickering.
There's no genuine bitterness between them, or we'd be seeing Much different tones in their reactions. So while all this drama and deadpan nonsense may look "toxic," they're actually mildly dysfunctional at best. Granted, this is all until we get More content to go off of.
I DO have one solid headcanon though. Their marriage was some Vegas wedding shit. Very spontaneous, possibly drunk when they did it, probably very in their feels about how much they /p love each other. Which is why on our end this divorce is just as unserious and sudden as the concept of them being married to begin with.
"YALL WERE MARRIED??" type beat. Like nobody fuckin knew they were but now they're hearing they're divorced. Everyone's like ??? I missed a fucking chapter, What.
this one is pretty specific, but do you have any ideas on what phil did during the week in the birdcage?
OHOHOHOHOHOHHO GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT
Phil headcanons masterlist
He had no way to tell time. He tried at first, it wasn't working unless he was counting constantly, and that was driving him insane faster than being trapped was, so he quickly gave up. Eventually he'd just try to bet whether it was day or night based off nearby mob sounds, but that proved to be unreliable. He searched every last inch of the Birdhouse for some kind of crack to see the outside, but to no avail.
He spent a lot of his time cradling Chayanne and Lullah's items to his chest and just... laying there, helpless. Desolate. Defeated. He hadn't felt that useless and weak in a very, very long time and it brought up BAD memories.
Whenever sleeping wasn't cutting it, he'd find what he could to lock-pick and free the caged birds. Then he'd spend the time to earn their trust and preen their feathers. It hurts too much to move his own, so he rarely preens himself nowadays. He was relieved to discover his fingers still have the gentle finesse needed to preen wings.
To no one's surprise, any time he wasn't miraculously passing out due to boredom or stress-fueled exhaustion, he was up and pacing, thinking, frantically trying to plan a way to escape.
It'd be a lie to say he wasn't worrying himself sick thinking about what if Missa finally had time to visit and he was missing it due to being trapped.
One of his least favorite parts of being trapped was jumping at any little noise from outside, getting those awful chest flutters and anxiously trying to track it or work out what the source was in the hopes that it was someone who'd come to free him. The footsteps of mobs at night were pure torture.
Obligatory food rationing mention. He regretted bringing gapples. :) He was majorly gambling with risking reviving his old addiction.
He was angry at himself for quite a while, he would've finally sorted all his backpacks thoroughly if he had them with.
Of course he sifted through the boxes and whatnot that were in there. He found nothing of value. A few actually had some borderline sadistic things in them, like feathers. He stopped searching after that, it was making him feel like he was waiting to be butchered.
To try and keep himself sane, he'd converse with the hummingbirds. He had no idea at the time that they were basically messengers/vessels of Rose. He wasn't so alone after all.
A few times, he made the mistake of trying to stretch his wings, test out their healing. Very bad idea, every time. Just resulted in more pain.
Eventually he just gave up on everything and wouldn't move from the rafters. It felt safer. Perching always makes him feel safer. He knew instinctively not to fall while sleeping up there.
He spent more time than he'd ever admit obsessively looking over his map. It wasn't going to do him any good, but he couldn't stop frantically looking at it.
Semi-related, his communicator was jammed the entire time he was trapped, the Federation no-doubt blocked his signal. He tried whispering Fit and Tubbo countless times. It seemed like the messages were never delivered.
Well, at least Birdhouse taught him how to ground himself from panic attacks well. It's too bad that Ender King's arrival shortly thereafter would scare him so bad that said grounding techniques wouldn't work.
He can't remember any of this btw, as far as he knows, he passed out and dreamed of Hardcore the entire time. :) It's unclear if it's due to the meddling of the federation or something else.
Phil Headcanons Masterlist
EDIT: We now know qPhil is indeed hcPhil AND also cPhil! Headcanons of those kinds will also be in this list from Set 43 onwards!
There's actually a whole Philverse that I'll take headcanon requests for!
Set 1
Set 2
Set 3
Set 4
Set 5
Set 6
Set 7 (Eggza Edition)
Set 8 (Ender King Possessed Edition)
Set 9 (Avian Edition)
Set 10 (Deathduo Edition)
Set 11 (Polycule Edition)
Set 12 (Pure Angst Edition)
Set 13 (EK vs Polycule Edition)
Set 14 (Fitza Edition)
Set 15
Set 16
Set 17 (Dad Edition)
Set 18 (Lullah Edition)
Set 19 (Chayanne Edition)
Set 20 (Happy Edition)
Set 21 (Fitza Past Edition)
Set 22 (Pain Edition)
Set 23 (Hc Deity Edition)
Set 24
Set 25 (Codebreakers Edition)
Set 26 (Pissa Edition)
Set 27 (Hardcore Past Edition)
Set 28 (Build Edition)
Set 29 (Avian Edition 2)
Set 30 (Other Eggs Edition)
Set 31 (Love Language Edition)
Set 32 (Archivists Edition)
Set 33 (Bagi Edition)
Set 34 (Tubbo Edition)
Set 35 (BBH Edition)
Set 36 (Foolish Edition)
Set 37 (Pac Edition)
Set 38 (Social Edition)
Set 39 (Death Family Edition)
Set 40 (Federation Edition)
Set 41 (Early Death Fam Edition)
Set 42 (Emduo Edition)
Set 43 (cRanboo Edition)
Set 44 (Richas Edition)
Set 45 (Foolish Edition 2)
Set 46 (Ender King Possessed Edition 2)
Set 47 (cNiki Edition)
Set 48 (Pomme Edition)
Set 49 (Beginning Edition)
Set 50 (Birdhouse Edition)
Set 51
Set 52 (Ramon Edition)
Headcanon Total: 815
Yea, undying duo if phil and foolish! Because phil is mr hardcore survival minecraft and foolish is a totem of undying :D
basically, both cubitos have a wack relationship with death (and, I think, aversion to using totems? I know phil for sure but I'm a bit unsure about foolish)
I've done some qFoolish ones before!
qPhil headcanons masterlist
Phil would take another "vacation" with Foolish any time. Especially since the second time around, he actually got to know him really well. He'd like to see him again the next time they're in the same realm. :')
If he wasn't so Fuck The Feds he would consider doing some kind of huge cool build like the kids wanted them to so badly. Maybe in the next realm they'll do it because they won't have some kind of government hovering around. It's just too bad the kids won't see it.
He wishes he could've actually had time to actually enjoy having the titan by the wall but the Feds relocated them all like right after. After the way Foolish and his builds were disrespected last time they shared a realm, Phil is PISSED the Feds had the audacity to basically do the same. Especially when Foolish (kind of) worked for them!!!
Of everyone he got close to on the island, Foolish is one of the ones he wishes he had more time with. He feels like they were weirdly in different worlds despite them both being present so often. That's,, probably kind of Ender King's fault, honestly. He feels like he fell away from multiple people when things got bad.
Tbh he kinda wanted to ask Foolish about wtf he was up to in the last realm they were both in (aside from building) but decided against it bc a majority of his memories from that one are awful. So either Foolish was suffering too, or Phil wouldn't trust himself not to envy him for not having a horrid time.
Insert "MCC is some kinda canon interdimensional death games" hc here. Phil has SEEN Foolish kick ASS in a way that wasn't hysteria-driven Bolas rabies.
I'd like to think there's been at least one event or something where they just sat together and gave each other building tips.
The historian part of Phil's brain wants to talk to Foolish about what his Literally Undying ass has seen and lived through. How long has he been alive?? As long as Phil? Longer? He needs to know.
He's not sure where the eternal banana came from and at this point he's too afraid to ask.
Phil thrives on being a bystander of Foolish and Bad's find each other in every universe curse. He's not sure if the last realm before QI started it or if they've crossed paths even More before QI, but boy does he love getting to watch their beef.
See, Foolhalo might find each other in every universe (derogatory), but Phil knows the REAL one is Foolish and Tina finding each other in every universe (affectionate).
Something something Foolish totem something something Phil refusing to use totems when he's home in Hardcore. Is this anything. Someone cook for me I'm too stupid.
Phil is never gonna understand when or how Foolish became "King of the Capys" or why they chose him specifically. He assumes Foolish just hung out with them the most or something.
He barely got to know Vegetta but he just KNOWS he was Foolish's type. Which is wild bc prior to getting government assigned spouses, Phil didn't even think Foolish was fruity. Somehow. Looking back, it actually kinda makes sense to him. From what little he knew of Foolish before QI.
Inversely, Foolish was absolutely STUNNED to know Phil is some flavor of poly let alone fruity at all. Which is hilarious bc Phil is too tunnel-visioned on other things to try hiding that fact. But no, shark man beyond baffled that Phil lowkey adjusted to having a government assigned husband almost instantly. AND became possessive of said husband over time.
In honor of phil confirming that (most) rp phils are the same, maybe some headcanons about q!phil with some of the ex-dsmp members? Or veterans/smpearth?
For the sake of keeping tons of opportunity for more Phil/DSMP member headcanons in the future, I'll focus one duo! And it'd be a fucking crime if I didn't start with Emduo >:)
I WILL say here for anyone thinking of sending more Phil/DSMP requests: I will not be doing Dream Team or Wilbur & Phil. Even though the latter had a huge impact on cPhil.
These might be more general Emduo than DSMP Era specific but hey, that leaves room for more requests too. :D
Dear god these are reminding me I should rewatch Phil's DSMP vods, I'm so rusty on this shit. Apologies in advance if suddenly I get insane about cPhil in the future LMAO.
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First off, I personally don't ship them romantically. I'm not even sure about shipping them as a QPR, that's a maybe. But I do know they were ride or die brothers in arms. The unstoppable force to the other's immovable object. A duo that's down in history in every realm Phil's been in so far.
Even so, just bc he had no feelings of that kind for Techno specifically, spending so much time with him as just the two of them still contributed to him going "Hm. Yknow what, I think I could see myself having a male life partner maybe." So thanks Techno for still playing SOME part in Phil's journey into being fruity.
Techno was one of the first immortals Phil ever encountered, at least the first one he befriended and stayed around long term. It.. was a breath of fresh air to say the least. To know he had eternity with Techno if all things went well, to never have to fear being alone again, knowing there'd always be a when I see you again.
But Techno was immortal, not invulnerable. Same as Phil. Phil was shattered when he lost him. It's by far the worst instance of being reminded he's permanently fated to lose any and all attachments he makes.
Techno found endless entertainment in Phil basically playing Get Off My Lawn with every other member ever whenever they'd come bother the two in their tundra home. He'd purposely go without additional measures to keep people out and away just because he loved watching Phil deal with it or hearing him rant about how many times he had to while Techno was asleep or away.
Phil personally did NOT like some of the "allyships" Techno chose to make, but he was still ride or die with him, so he tolerated them and helped him. And he trusts Techno. He knows in the end, Techno saw some kind of benefit for them. Or the two of them mutually agreed that the destruction entailed in the task was worth it.
Though that changed throughout their time in DSMP. Repeatedly being used and weaponized or crawled to out of desperation rather than genuine desire. It made Phil HATE people for a while, especially mortals. It's why QSMP has him so fucked up present day. For an entire year he was wanted by people, for him. He encouraged Techno to go as ballistic as he did. Even if it was a means to someone else's ends, if they were brutal then at least it demonstrated that the two of them were NOT to be fucked with or taken for granted.
The fucking house arrest and "festival." GOD. That was the first time in a long time Emduo had endured some kind of trauma together. It kicked Phil while he was already down. The fact that none of them cared how he felt or thought in the wake of putting his son out of his misery, now they were giving him a front row seat to the execution of the only person close to him he had left in this realm. Techno felt like the only tangible thing he had left, and they had the audacity to force him to watch them attempt to rip that thing away as if he hadn't lost enough or didn't care that he did. The attempt made Phil EXTREMELY protective of Techno, even though Techno was extremely able to handle himself.
The Syndicate was Emduo's attempt at a found family of their own. What L'Manberg had going was solid minus the government part, it wasn't the community that was the problem. As two immortals who didn't have much besides each other, it was nice to take in a couple people who'd been wronged or forsaken just like them and give them a place to belong and hopefully find some peace. Besides, Phil LOVED being a mentor for them, showing them how to fight & such. Training them alongside Techno,, 🤩 That was his happy place, teaching others to be as strong as them.
Phil's always been more of a Support role guy. He's said it himself plenty of times. That went for Techno especially. He let Techno call the shots, and he'd be at his side no matter what. There's something to be said about how in the same way Etoiles said "I am your arms, just tell me who needs to die," Phil was very much the same way for Techno.
God, honestly, aside from the whole being used repeatedly thing, DSMP gave Phil so much nostalgia for SMPE. Him and Techno vs everything else. He'd missed wearing those antarctic outfits.
When he arrived in DSMP, he didn't expect Techno to be there. He was ELATED, even though he was nowhere near in the emotional state to show it.
I am OBLIGATED to mention the oopsie with the creeper in Techno's cabin. Phil was so bad at playing dumb about it and pretending it never happened. Techno would've never let him live it down.
Phil often falls into mentor roles whenever he's among people. He did no differently in DSMP. But not for Techno. He always appreciated how Techno didn't need him, he wanted him. Now that he's gone, Phil really hopes he finds that kind of companionship again. It's not quite the same as what he has with Kristin or Rose.
After Techno left DSMP, Phil grew even more protective of the tundra. He viciously forbid anyone outside of the Syndicate from coming around unless they had a damn good reason. He'd sooner throw his friendship emerald in lava than let something happen to the cabins while Techno was gone, no matter how long that might've been.
More Avian Phil Headcanons
For @oopsiewhoopsiez :D
qPhil headcanons masterlist
Previous Avian Phil headcanons
One of his other running bits is having beef with plain glass. He can literally see it just fine. He pretends he doesn't. Lullah will without fail fall to pieces emote when he gets on the bit.
Another running bit is that he has to resist the Urge to eat seeds when he's farming. He'll stand there dramatically trembling his hand with a bunch of seeds in it like hhough,, s e e d,, until the kids hit him like PAPA PLS.
GRAINS on the other hand he's like FUCK YEAH CONCRETE. He'll eat the shit out of some bread. Why do you think he likes avocado toast so much?
He whistles a lot, usually when he isn't thinking about it. Doesn’t realize he does it, much like the boosh boosh
I've mentioned it elsewhere but AAAA the gay ass intimacy of letting your husband help you preen!!!!
Believe it or not, his first instinct is Flight. It's more likely he's snuck up on or not expecting what's coming at him, so fighting is unwise because he doesn't know his odds and that's just straight up not survivalist to do. The best thing to do is flee first, THEN assess what was after him. The same way that birds often yeet the fuck away when something gets too close to them.
He knows a stupid amount of what to and what not to feed literal birds bc he knows what does and doesn't bother his own stomach. He has less intolerances than an actual bird, but he has a sensitive digestive system nonetheless. This does not stop him from pounding down Mexican food like a total whore, shit's too good.
He knows TONS of things about aerodynamics purely based off his experience with flying. He has a very easy time estimating how well something will fly
Btw he has excellent agility from all his flying. He's better in the air, but it can apply to the ground too.
He loves flying with other people :D If his wings had healed at the time, he would've 100% flown with Jaiden at some point :(
One of the main reasons he wants his wings healed is to take all his friends flying tbh. Which is what fucked him up most about Ender King destroying his wings before leaving his body :(
Tubbo loves asking him cursed questions related to bird things. Google "bird ass blasting" (I promise it's not smth bad, it's a real thing). Tubbo has asked Phil about this. Phil short circuited.
Oh you KNOW he thrives on making cannibal jokes when he eats chicken.
Another cursed thing Tubbo has said to him: "Chickens are like living dinosaurs which means they're old and chickens are birds and also you're a bird and you're old so therefore you're a living dinosaur."
Multiple islanders have made the joke that Phil has a secret wife who laid Chayanne and Lullah bc they're eggs and he's a bird. It has made him die inside every time.
