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The Fall
four times Phil almost fell to his death and the one time he did
I started this just after squidcraft ended, lined a third of it, then forgot about it til this week lmao
This one was a lot of fun to make, I've never made an illustration this tall before
the full image is too big for tumblr (unsurprisingly) so I chopped it up
The angel of death at the end of his life.
small doodle but as soon as I saw this instagram story (under the cut) I just had to draw them :0
Hello people looking to write Phil accurately in fics or perhaps even RPs. Here's how you can appropriately sprinkle in "mate" in his dialogue.
I'm on some real autism shit rn so have some Philza Dialogue Tips you didn't ask for. Tips from someone who's watched this chucklefuck for 6 years and is unbelievably deep in this bastard's walls (aka knows his speaking habits VERY well).
Because too many goddamn people throw it in the most random places to an excessive degree because "ha ha hee hee, he says it so often!!" WRONG. There's CONTEXT, there's a TIME AND PLACE FOR IT. It's really fucking distracting and takes the reader out of immersion when they're reading and "mate" is just slapped in the middle of a statement every 3 sentences. STOP THAT.
Here are some common instances where Phil will say "mate" with some dialogue examples:
When he's being teased/bullied/embarrassed/etc (yknow, banter):
"[insert Fit being out of pocket or Tubbo being Tubbo here]" "MATE."
Speaking casually:
"Ough, mate, we have to get you some Brazilian barbecue sometime."
When someone says something really nice to him (and he doesn't jump to refuse the compliment because he's an overly humble motherfucker) or gives him a thoughtful gift:
"Maaaaate-" (said like he'd put a 🥺 next to it via text)
When he's arguing/exasperated with someone:
"Mate. Do you think we can just show up with basic ass armor and swords and fucking win like that??"
When he's being sincere:
Or doing that fuckass Phil thing where he can reassure anyone else on the planet but god forbid he reassure himself on anything
"Mate, you're gonna be fine, don't worry. You got this."
Short simple replies like the kind shit where if it were texting he'd say m8:
"Thanks mate" / "hi mate" / "bye mate" / "k mate" / etc.
Most importantly...
YOUR PHIL SHOULD NOT BE MID-FUCKING MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND SAYING MATE.
HE SHOULD NOT BE SCARED SHITLESS BY THE HORRORS AND SAYING MATE.
WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN HE LOCKS IN. THERE IS NO MATE, IT IS STRAIGHT UP INSTRUCTION AND INFORMATION FOR SURVIVAL, PERIOD. VERY VERY RARELY DOES HE THROW "MATE" INTO SERIOUS SITUATIONS.
I can think of VERY FEW nuanced hypothetical situations where he might say mate in a mental breakdown, times of stress, etc. And the ones I can think of are because they simultaneously fit under "mental breakdown" and "arguing with someone," for example.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MAKING HIM SAY "MATE" WHEN YOU'RE WRITING SMUT. FULL STOP.
none of yall are talking about the posibility of phil being a hybrid born without wings and that's why he was a hermit (being the onlyone who didnt get to fly with his community so he eventually left) and that's also why he had such a strong instinct to get on the sky even if he couldnt
yall dont have the angst writing brain or something cause i could absolutely see that phil has all of the instincts that a bird or crow did, even before, he just was born without wings
anyways im probably wrong, i just need to prompt someone into writing that fic in AO3 [sits and crosses legs to now wait]
I am in need of rp!Phil nourishment. And I just found out he's updating the hc carrd with new things about his hardcore world. It makes me hungry for mooorrrree...
So here's some of my headcannons about Phil's characters:
Looking back on it, I like to imagine eggza is q!Phil in his crow form 🤏 I'm a sucker for immortals with cute animal forms to transform into. I still like the idea/ find it hilarious that it's just him with the gas mask though
o!Phil and o!Sneeg has a cool little entrance they make anytime they introduce themselves. Kinda like team rocket
q!Phil would occasionally slip out crow noises whenever he's being affectionate. He only does this with his family but still finds it embarrassing. It's slips out more whenever he's near Missa :3
Whenever c!Techno and c!Phil hunts, they do it like wolves and ravens(?). Phil would soar I the skies and alert Techno if he found an animal(or someone hehe). Techno would then run towards the prey and get the kill
q!Phil loves head scratches. Idk. I saw a video of someone giving a crow head scratches and thought "yep, this will be a neat headcannon"
I think this was said somewhere else but i like the idea Phil's character does crow characteristics because he's observed crows for so long lmao
Another one that I think was said somewhere. q!Phil has a slight purple tint on his eyes eversince Enderking possesed him. BUUUTT the purple gets a lot more clearer whenever he's angry >:]
hc!Phil still tries to perfect his mechanical wings from that day(I like to think it's the flying machine) despite having wings himself now. He fears he'd one day lose the ability to fly and fall to his death again. And uhhh... Yeah...
Whenever o!Phil sees a scarecrow, he orders o!Sneeg to execute it. Sneeg just cuts it down. Phil calms down a bit but he's still afraid of being near the scarecrow 😭
And finally, hc!Phil had glasses but lost them. It's the reason he can't read smh /j
Anyways that's all from me! If you want to give your headcannons of Phil's characters, be my guest! I'd love to read more headcannons :3
Okay, so according to Phil, all of his characters have been the same character
Except for Origins. That's a completely different Phil. A sad orphan boy
You know I think it’s crazy that in hardcore vs dream smp vs qsmp, the only place where Phil actually built himself a home for HIM and not for storage or for someone else who needed/wanted it more was the Dream SMP when he lived with Techno.
The house on the qsmp is for the kids. The only part that was his, he tore down yesterday for Tallulah to have more space in her room. He doesn’t use the dirt house shed at all
In hardcore he is a nomad. He has a sleeping bag and goes to a random place to sleep every night until he logs off. His only base is storage, not a home.
The dream smp cabin was built so he wouldn’t keep having to stay in Techno’s house. He built machines in there but it was more of a home than the other places.
How strange is it that the only time he builds for himself is when he doesn’t want to infringe on other’s space? I find it fascinating that even in “selfish” builds, Phil’s characters still build or tear down things for other people, regardless of if they asked him to or not. It’s all practicality and sacrifice, but I have to wonder, now on the qsmp where we see this again. Does q!Phil even think he deserves a home or place for himself? Not just a place that is storage, not just a machine, not just something to avoid infringing on other people’s space (who haven’t complained). A building truly made with himself and only himself in mind.
