#qrowillow

[howlingday]

Qrow: Remember when you were 8 and you were playing Line of Fire and the guy on the other end said he'd fuck your mom?

Whitley: I... What?

Qrow: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, HASN'T IT, WHIT4WHIT97~?

[howlingday]

Willow: Where's Qrow?

Yang: On a scouting mission with Ruby. (Shrugs) Sorry to disappoint.

Willow: And I wore heels and everything...

Weiss: MOTHER~!

[howlingday]

Not exactly Father's Day or Mother's Day, but...

Qrow: Hey! Happy Adoption Day, kid~!

Whitley: Belated Adoption Day...

Qrow: Yeah... Choosing it the day AFTER your mom and I's wedding anniversary is kinda weird. (Sees something) Hm? What's that?

Whitley: (Holding paper) It's... a gift.

Qrow: Heh... You don't gotta get me anything, kid. But, uh... What did you get me?

Whitley: (Holds out paper) Erm... Here.

Image: Qrow and Whitley side-by-side

Whitley: I'm not much of an artist, but... Khm! I... I thought you'd appreciate it.

Qrow: Appreciate it?

Whitley: (Thinking) I should have known. I've worked hard on this, but father would say-

Qrow: Kid, I love it! Hahaha~!

Whitley: Huh?

Qrow: Y'know, I was a bit of an artist myself when I was your age. Not that anyone in the tribe supported me because it doesn't pay as well as looting-

Whitley: It's not that good-

Qrow: To sell? Mm, maybe not. But to hang up? Oh, you better believe I wanna show everyone how talented you are!

Whitley: N-No! Father- I mean, Qrow, it's not that impressive!

Qrow: Not to you, but to me? It means almost as much as you do. Thank you. (Hugs) Y'know I'll always be proud of you, right?

Whitley: Yes, of course,

...Of course I know.

[howlingday]

Qrow: ...Is your old man still around?

Winter: Yes. Why?

Qrow: ...

Qrow: Does he need to be?

Winter: EH?!

[howlingday]

Qrow: Here, Whitley; if I'm gonna be your new step-dad, we need to start bonding now. I hear you like Lord of the Rings, I got you a comic book! It's called Berserk, and the guy at the store said you'd love it! Go read that while I forget you asked I'm shirtless and coming out of your mom's bedroom.

[howlingday]

Qrow: C'mon, kids! Let's skip town like a couple of drifters!

Weiss: I hardly think my mother would approve of this.

Willow: Qrow? Qrow, is that you?

Qrow: H-Hey, Willow! Just taking your precious little girl out of town for a team-building exercise that might endanger her life. Probably against her wishes!

Willow: (Giggles) Okay, have fun, you two~! (Leaves)

Weiss: ...How do you know my mom?

Qrow: Er... Uh...

Weiss: I shouldn't have to ask twice.

Qrow: And I shouldn't have to answer once!

Weiss: SO YOU DID FUCK MY MOM!