#quackitychirps

[quackity1999]

haha i jsut got back from pandoras vault and my hands are covered in dream's blood rn what did i miss 😭😭😭

[quackity1999]

bro.

¿Qué?

[quackity1999]

they all saw salvation in your palms, but you hold only dust. there are no meadows, no green pastures. only deserts. only burning sands and the promise of water that never comes. where is your kingdom, o god of las nevadas? where is your recompense for the blood you shed, for the hopes you tore from those sleek wings, for the lovers who left you drowning?

schlatt’s ribcage lines the foundation. pried it open with your bare hands, tearing sinew and cartilage to find a beating heart too drunk to notice your pretty fangs. and you swallowed the man whole, hoping his confidence would graft itself onto your spine. but eden doesn’t bloom for men like you. you’re cain with a golden axe, abel’s blood staining your teeth. you couldn’t stand the mirror your honest lovers held up. you call your bloody axe justice, but justice is just vengeance dressed up for sunday school, and you’re not fooling anyone. what you failed to learn from dream, from wilbur, from schlatt, is that power doesn’t love you back.

( got inspired by the other anons c: )

nonononono i swear, please, it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does it does—

[quackity1999]

You're back to LN! Now I can bother you in person yay! anyways I hope you're having a good day -men anon

you should see my office. it's delightful.

[quackity1999]

Gay ass

i am a walking second place faggot

[quackity1999]

CAN US ANONS MAKE YOU BREAKFAST. Like a poll or something

big q breakfast. dont fuck this up

avocado and eggs on bbread. yay! :)

orgnnang joooice

açaì bowl w / coconut and pepitas

vanilla extract

fountain piss water

yogurt parfait w / agave, granola, fruits

idk. fucking sour cream by itself. out the container???

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2025

[quackity1999]

# — THE MAILBOX is open for business.

i take care of those who take care of me. why do you think i have no one around?

jesus, put two and two together.

this is a c!quackity ask blog :]

SEND ASKS! feel free to pester c!quackity thru asks— general questions, LN reports, dsmp lore refs, tomfoolery and such are encouraged.

i HEAVILY support spamming the inbox.

happy to answer both anons + characters (dsmp, ocs, multiverse: film, musicals, videogames, etc). if ur a reoccurring anon then grab an emoji !

#quackitychirps indicates quackity replies. #charlieposting indicates slime replies.

[ TAG SYSTEM: HERE ! pls check it out. ]

↓ IMPORTANT INFO UNDER CUT. ↓

[ hiii. i'm prophet! he/it/rez prns. biggest cquackity kin known to mankind. yes i am australian 😎😎 ]

rules: literally fucking none. go ham!!!!!!! just please no godmodding. i'll delete anything that goes too far. 18+ mentions are fine — i'll tag accordingly, but it won't be the main focus. sooo have fun go crazy ( admin is 22. keep that in mind thanks )

this blog functions on dialogue instead of written out paragraphs of literature.

IMPORTANT: i don't write any literate rp ( eg; *character sits down and does a thingy* etc etc ) unless it's preplanned in dms for an event. if i am sent starters or asks with literate rp they'll most likely be deleted.

sometimes i throw in a bit of action in brackets, but this is an ask blog first and foremost so i focus on dialogue to communicate action / location / etc.

and in order to keep my blog tidy i don't respond to reblog replies. threads tend to get real lengthy + clutter up things. so— please send another ask instead of reblogging with a reply :) thank you for understanding!

there will be occasional nsfw topics. anything indirect or at the very least suggestive goes into #vaguely 18+. anything explicit will be tagged with 18+ mention. proceed with discretion.

details about quackity :

+ las nevadas era, mainly. if there's specific asks that require a response from vice pres quackity or manburg era q, i can adjust to that: #viceqchirps !

+ he's an avian hybrid! he nests often (usually within an amethyst geode). quackity has a history of being mocked for his instincts and avian attributes, much thanks to a certain ex-husband :/

+ this bitch loves a good debate. motherfucker is a lawyer (sorta) so hit him up with a challenge every now and then. give him fun facts. Threaten him. ask whats going on in his life! throw in curveballs.

[ his chat / asks often show up as pop-up ads. ]

+ my portrayal is canon aligned! las nevadas is important as hell to him, so here's a post that explains in-character how quackity runs LN: HERE. so. yeah, we do business around here. and also torture dream for the revival book but that's not important /silly

+ on that note, i would prefer to avoid interaction with positive/good depictions of c!schlatt for this blog. no disrespect to those who do prefer that, i just personally want to uphold the importance of how schlatt's abuse informed a Lot of character development for quackity. same goes for dream— he's a villain, not a kicked puppy. thank you!

+ i violently swerve between serious interactions and utter hysteria in my replies to asks. its like a fucking lucky dip here 😎 also soz for all the links but it Does make it easier

+ shipping isn't a goal here, so attempts to woo quackity will not end in a romance plot. ofc there'll be some flirting, especially w / canon characters he's had past relations with (schlatt, wilbur, eret, karl, sapnap). i hc he's had a fling with technoblade at least once LMAO. note: apologies to dapduo shippers but they're strictly friends in my portrayal for a reason. :]

+ during las nevadas he has fortnightly gatherings with foolish. he wouldn't fuck a citizen, but he'd fuck a coworker! morals, what're those again?

overall i'm not looking to write romance plots due to c!quackity's view of love during the LN era. (he despises it.)

all anons welcome!!! ADMIN IS 22.

for art references:

my dude's got big big wings such as the first two. no other wings anywhere else though! white / blind in the eye that’s scarred. he got gold fangs to replace his upper canines; to replace the actual missing tooth from techno’s axe but also for congruence. it's also a mockery: piglins love gold.

PLENTY of gold jewelry. quackity focuses so much on his appearance, so— earrings! a brass knuckle made from the rings of schlatt, karl & sapnap. he will never use his own feathers for decoration, though. he's got some necklaces, ofc, no piercings. maaybe an eyebrow piercing but idk . debatable

usually wears a white silk shirt, regular suspenders, black pinstriped pants / slacks, deep red tie with gold intricate detailing & a gold clasp to keep it together in the middle. a fancy pocketwatch with the las nevadas star engraved on the front. his blue or puma beanie obvs! shoes are either dark red (near black) snakeskin or italian leather. steel toed for dropkicking drea—

[ PAST EVENTS: AVIAN PINNED. ]

[quackity1999]

fuck, marry, kill but i do them all to you. in that order

[ quackity pauses between his reshuffling of interim reports— glances at the pop-up. there's a flicker of disinterest. ]

only if you pay well and add in a revival option. then i'd consider it.