#quarentine fun

[scarlettmoonz]

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves"

- Shakespeare

[beagleshep]

Today was mental stimulation day. Aka it was windy and a bit cold so I don’t want to do physical exercise today also I’m sick of ticks biting me.

[scarlettmoonz]

Erasers!

So, a friend of mine and I were bored with kind of nothing to do in this lockdown and ended up having a crazy conversation after I posted the pic (below) on my whatsapp story!

Friend: Wasn’t that the whole point of their lives?

Me: You wanna talk philosophy?

Friend: Sure

Friend: It’s not like I have a Party to attend!

Me: 😂😂😂 Alright

Me: (Getting back to the topic) Still don’t you feel tad bit guilty for them? It’s Just like soldiers, The whole point of their life is to ultimately sacrifice it for our safety.

Me: For soldiers we give them titles, call them martyr, and so much more. But What about erasers?

Friend: no, soldiers fight for our safety! All of them aren’t Martyred.

Me: Emphasis on ultimately!

Friend: We buy Erasers, we give their manufacturers money.

Me: which of the erasers do we use till the end? Also we don’t give Erasers anything, that's downright Slavery!

Friend: WTF? 😂😂😂 Slavery? 😂😂😂😂

Me: Yeah! see we buy erasers from manufacturers who make them, The money goes to manufacturers, not the erasers or rubber tree!

Friend: But Erasers are made to be sacrificed by us, so it's okay to sacrifice a few erasers! 

Me: But that does not mean you’ll use them, abuse them, and throw them away as you want!

Friend: Who tf abuses eraser? 😂😂😂

Me: Aren’t there people who cut em, break em, poke em, just to fit their ouwn selfish needs? 

Friend: You are just making me laugh now!! 😂😂 You continue, I don’t wanna argue anymore! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me: I can’t, even I am Cracking up here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

After some time of LMAO

Me: even though as funny as it sounds, just think about it! Erasers do deserve some rights!

Friend: What rights? Like give them the right to be asked by their owners if they wanna erase the mistakes?

Me: No! Can you even do that? won’t that be annoying? I am talking about rights like not to be abused and maybe even give them so titles!

Friend: 😂 Titles, you mean like “Here lies the Martyred Staedtler eraser. He died erasing the Mistakes of a 7 year old school boy doing his math homework”?

Me: That’s cool too, but it thought more like, Sergeant eraser 1255; Martyred by xyz; for abc purpose

Friend: 😂😂 Great!

Me: or like General Dinoraser T-rex

Friend: 😂😂😂 I like this one

Me: or cadet Alpha A/B or whatever the letter it is (you know for letter shaped erasers)

Friend: 😂😂😂😂 Oh My God!

Me: 😂😂😂 I am good at this!

Friend: 😂😂😂 too good!

Me: 😂😂 Thanks!

[scarlettmoonz]

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

-Karl Marx

[demonicbusiness]

2020 brought us alot of things we didn't ask for, but it did bring us alot of hilarious, entertaining quarantine fails.

[alissamilk96]

Rule: spell out your url using song titles. then tag as many people as there are letters in your url. Thanks for the tag, @like-a-million-suns :)))

I’m taking out letters that appear two or three times in my url, so I’ll tag the first 10 people I see in my notes (only do it if you want, no pressure) @thegayraptor @lil-katiebug @running-with-cas @underneaththestairs @maxamilliongays @jackithan @queerandchaotic @protectorsentinel @like-a-bag-of-cats @lezmakethislastforever

A - Aberdeen - Cage the Elephant

L - Love Bites - Halestorm

I - It’s a Raid - Ozzy Osbourne Feat. Post Malone

S - Starlight - Slash with Myles Kennedy

S - She Talks to Angels - The Black Crowes

A - Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold

M - My Name is Human - Highly Suspect

I - I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

L - Lift Me Up - Five Finger Death Punch Feat. Rob Halford

K - Kiss Me Thru the Phone - Soulja Boy