#queen text post

[iamsigningmylifeaway]

Queen text posts because somebodies gotta feed the children

[messerandme]

Queen + Tumblr Text Post (5/?)

[boring-lesbian]

veronica: how many kids should we have?

john: yes

[rogah-wrote-gaga]

roger: *holding paracetamol* will this make me high?

brian: no, roger, that's a low grade prescription dr-

john: DRUGS?!

freddie: OHHOHOHOHO!!

[randomlynormalgirl]

queen: starts the video revolution with the bo-rhap music video

also queen: complains about the video revolution in radio ga ga

[angrydiscoqueen]

Freddie: Let's Dance!

Deaky: I'm gonna need a few more of these to do that.

Me: You bitch ass liar, go be funky, you little disco man.

[that-70s-page]

Roger: Hey Brian, what sound does a stone turkey make?

Brian: A what now

Roger: A stone turkey

Brian:

Roger: Cobble cobble cobble

[ohmeohmayohmy]

A Summary of Queen Albums, Part 1: Queen

Keep Yourself Alive: It’s every man for himself, and don’t listen to your parents.

Doing Alright: Just the average day for a college student.

Great King Rat: IS BASTARD MAN!!

My Fairy King: I don’t subscribe to astrology, but...

Liar: Forgive me, daddy.

The Night Comes Down: A little heartbreak comes with growing up.

Modern Times Rock N Roll: LOOK OUT

Son and Daughter: Can’t please everyone...

Jesus: Christianity is a bop, kids.

Seven Seas of Rhye: I have never felt such pure love for piano.

Mad the Swine: Will. Never. Leave. Your. Head.

(P.S., this is based off of a post I saw screen-shot on Instagram without the original blog title on it, and this is just my own take, so if you know the original please let me know)