oh Dear

+10 for style, -1000 for common sense.

[arael]

[logarto]

eww why are you having salad

are you five years old

[moonmoon-aint-stalk]

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

[logarto]

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[mockwa]

[earthdad]

this is what a king looks like

[western-woods]

[rattle-my-stars]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

you go to hometown buffet and you see a completely normal couple enjoying breakfast, the boyfriend is wearing an ed edd n eddy shirt and hes cutting a slice of french toast

[daydreamodyssey]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[electripipedream]

Elton John from Best magazine, 1974

[absolutetravist]

[liquidstar]

my superpower is i taped a bunch of knives together

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

motherfuckers will be like “I’m baby” and then exhibit signs of object permanence

[onedirectiom]

watermelon sugar……….sigh

[matthewjohnsons]

migz’ top ten bill hader characters by fuckability 

you don’t have to agree with my opinions but you do have to agree that no matter who he’s playing he’s always packing the phattest meat possible

+ bonus honorable mentions

[cheesymovie]

a charming photo of young john mulaney, seemingly celebrating the kennedy assasination 

[psychoticrambling]

Princess Diana wasn’t John Mulaney’s first kill

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[backchatdiscourse]

[hautesprings]

me to me: don’t worry baby

[guooey]