#queen watevera

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Joker: BATS!

Bats: shh! *points at a sleeping queen*

Joker, whispering: oh..sorryyy

Bats, whispering: what's up babe?

Joker, whispering: I set the kitchen on fire

[jokin-around]

Dont RB yet but i think they’d make a fun power trouple

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Parallels

Our "innocent" Lego babies

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Before they officially hooked up with joker as a couple I imagine it was a bit like this

Bruce: *looking at joker stuff in his Batcave*

Bruce:

Bruce:he's kinda cute...

Watev'ra: he's a MURDERER!

Bruce: *let's her see some closer pics*

Watev'ra:

Watev'ra: but it's kinda cute..

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Almost getting caught Pt. 2

*watev'ra comes out of her bedroom* *she's in a nightgown* *it's late at night* *joker wanted cereal and she's going out to get it*

Wyldstyle: *playing video games with sweet mayhem and benny*.....watev'ra..?

Watev'ra: *mutters* ah brick.. Yeah? *turns around*

Benny: are you covered in...lipstick..?

Watev'ra: no..?

Wyldstyle:...whats the red lip marks and bite marks all over your body from..?

Watev'ra: bats....likes...to.....wear.........lipstick.. Sometimes..

Wyldstyle:

Benny:

Mayhem:

Watevra: hehe..?

Wyldstyle, turns back to the game: I always knew he wasn't that straight

Watev'ra: haha yea! *grabs the cereal*

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Gettin caught

*vacation with all the legos* *but joker was smuggled in a suitcase so Emmet and wyldstyle wouldn't see him* *they are all worried about what they'll say about them being with a criminal*

Emmet: *knocks on the room their sleeping in* *batman opens the door*

Batman: *lipstick smeared all over him* *in a robe* no, Alfred, they haven't figured it ou--youaren'tmyAlfred.

Joker: *not wearing a shirt* *also has lipstick all over him but it's black* well who is it? Richie? *comes up*...........

Emmet: *gasps* *looks worried* a-are you cheating on a queen???

Batman: nononosshhhhh! He isn't here... Don't tell anybody.

Emmet:...wyldstyle!!

Batman: youlittle--

Wyldstyle: *comes*....*takes a picture* I'm sending this to her* *sends it* *the closet gets a notification*

Joker:

Batman:

Emmet:

Wyldstyle: *opens the door* *watev'ra in a towel, black and red lipstick all over her*.......hi

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Bats is home

Joker: welcome home bats! Leave any common sense and sanity at the entrance!

Batman: nope I need those.

Watev'ra: *sneaking up behind him for the first night of a routinely tackle and tickle* not anymoooore~~~

Joker: *giggles and starts closing him in from the front*

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Batman's partners... in crime

Batman: *runs to Alfred, Barbara and dick* *panting*

Alfred:...sir?

Batman: jok--watevs.. They--crime.. They--

Dick: did joker dad capture mommy???

Batman: N-no he--

Barbara (who has never trusted J): did he disassemble her???

Batman: no!

Alfred: *looking at news on his phone* master Bruce...

Batman: *looks over sheepishly* yea?

Alfred: why is the queen. Helping Joker. Create chaos. With her abilities.

Batman: *sweats nervously*

Barbara: whY Bruce!

Batman: I CANT GIVE THEM BOTH ATTENTION ALL! DAY! LONG! AAAAAAPLEASEJUSTHELPMESTOPTHEMMM