who says i love you first?: garrett, expressing something like love is extremely easy for him when he means it
who laughs when the other trips?: they both do, teghan laughs a little harder though because when garrett falls, his body lands with a loud ‘thud’ and it jerks the dogs up and daisy runs over like ‘omg daddy u ok??’ while lucky just sits there like ‘serves ur ass right’
who pays the bills?: teghan, garrett gets overwhelmed by adult things like that and he’s staring at her like ‘holy shit she’s so smart’
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?: teghan, everything still has to be sorted out and organized correctly for her, not to mention some crazy people like to be married on days like christmas, easter, halloween, etc and sometimes misses those holidays and it’s streSSFUL
who’s more clumsy?: garrett most likely, even though his senses are so keen
who checks their daily horoscope?: fucking teghan would just to make sure her day runs smoothly and if the horoscope’s bad she internally panics but externally she’s cool af
who sings louder in the car?: garrett does and it’s great bc he never knows any of the words to the songs. he just yells out the window a lot
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?: garrett and teghan rips him out of bed to scold him over it bc she’ll be damned if she can’t cap the toothpaste
who is more up to date in pop culture?: probably teghan, she needs to know what the public and future housewives like to be successful
who insists on going to see the newest movies?: garrett omg he makes teghan come to midnight releases to the marvel movies or like really hyped up horror movies and she can’t sleep afterward and forces him to stay up with her which he doesn’t mind
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?: if they’re dogs, they both cry and hug either other bc that’s fucking sAD DOGS DESERVE BETTER
who’s the lighter sleeper?: teghan, sometimes she tries to smother garrett bc of his snoring but she can’t because he has an iron grip on her and his face is just locked into her neck
who believes in ghosts?: garrett, if werewolves exist then so do ghosts
who does the grocery shopping?: teghan has to, otherwise, garrett just buys junk food and a lot of meat
who updates their facebook status more often?: teghan, and almost all of them are either work related or complaining about garrett lmfao
