#queenondeezmatatas

[animeomegas]

Now I’m just gonna give u wholesome scenes I-🧍🏻‍♀️ the first time you and kiba took a shower together, right after drying yourselves he couldn’t help but do that shake dogs do when they’re wet and he ended up getting water everywhere

Then as u stood there shooketh he looked just as happy as ever

I love this wholesome scene, @queenondeezmatatas !!!

The first time showering together is almost always awkward, but not with Kiba. His utter shamelessness is contagious. He's so comfortable with himself and his body that you can't help but feel the same way.

He's also a little shit though, so I wouldn't recommend showering with him on a time limit or when you actually want to relax.

So, he gets out and before you even have time to hand him a towel, he starts shaking all over like a dog, covering you and the bathroom in cold water droplets.

"Kiba!" you scream at him, thwacking him with your towel to get him to stop.

He continues for a few more seconds before stopping and flashing you a grin.

"What?"

"You know what," you grumble, rolling your eyes at him. "You better clean up the water from the mirror."

Kiba ignored your complaints and shot you another, more nefarious smirk. You tense. That was his pranking smirk.

Before you have time to react, Kiba grips you by the shoulders and starts rubbing his wet hair all over your face and neck, holding you tightly to stop you from escaping the cold water.

Your squeals and Kiba's loud laughter both bounce of the tile in the bathroom as you attempt in vain to escape him.

See what I mean? Showering with Kiba is always fun, but never relaxing 😄

[teeth-farie]

The sub obey me tag is full of “sub reader” stuff as well and I’m just like??? *rolls eyes so hard they come out of my ears*

Ugh we can’t have anything for ourselves, can we 🙄

[fishcakehcs]

Omfahisjwqb your blog is so endearing!! Could I request one where the massacre of the uchiha clan never happened and sasuke and itachi (separately) fall in love with a ninja from another village? Do you do sfw and nsfw? It’s okay if you can’t I still love ur blog very much😆

hiii! it’s so kind of you to say that!! i’m so glad <333 and i apologize about being so late QAQ but it’s here! hope you enjoy!

itachi

♚ he met his s/o on a mission to another village

♚ his father was disappointed because as the heir itachi was supposed to marry his cousin

♚ mikoto was supportive and Sasuke was a bit jealous but ultimately happy for his big brother

♚ when he had returned at first, itachi had been a bit forlorn and thought it was one-sided

♚ his hopes rose again however when before the year was over, his love interest actually came to konoha for a diplomatic mission

♚ they hung out as much as possible, with itachi eagerly taking the chance to show the other around the village when they weren’t busy working

♚ as time passed, the two would often meet each other through missions, visiting each other’s land

♚ sasuke was the first family member itachi introduced to his s/o, and he was happy that his partner had been eager to meet sasuke too!

♚ itachi left anbu soon after officially making his feelings known to his partner and became a jounin instead, ready to serve when needed but also focusing on his own life

♚ his s/o didn’t want to leave their land completely either, so they  both tended to be busy a lot

♚ however, their families made sure to take load off of them so they both got to spend quality time together

sasuke

☾ it honestly took sasuke a while to catch on to the other’s feelings towards him

☾ in fact, he wouldn’t have noticed if Naruto didn’t mention over a bowl of ramen how sakura was jealous of the other shinobi and how they were always making sure sasuke was okay

☾ it put him off a little at first because he thought there was good camaraderie between them both but the other was just romantically interested in him

☾ it took him quite a while to come to terms with it being okay and normal

☾ itachi and naruto may have teamed up once or twice to corner sasuke and give him a talking to about expressing his feelings and accepting other’s feelings

☾ once his disposition started changing, they may have even set up a date or two for sasuke and his admirer

☾ but once he was past those hurdles, he realized that he liked being around the other too, because he could be himself

☾ moreover, their personalities complimented each other pretty well

☾ but most of all, he realized he didn’t want the sudden feeling of loneliness that would grow inside him every time his admirer went back to their village or sasuke and his team came back to konoha from a mission in their land

[ready-to-obeyme]

Oh gosh! There was a wedding event in obey me?? Why didn’t I start playing sooner😭😭 could you please tell me if it’s still there or if it’ll ever come back??👀

hiya! there was a wedding-themed event in obey me, yes! I thought it was pretty cute actually, and it should be available in the Lonely Devil feature of Obey Me since it's been more than 6 months since its release in November. (I have not checked for myself since I haven't opened the game in so long, so let me know if I'm wrong here!)

Happy playing! :)

[animeomegas]

AAAAAAAAAAA YOURE FEEDING INTO MY TOSHI OBSESSION RN PLZZZZ

AND YOU'RE FEEDING INTO MINE, IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE WITH NO END IN SIGHT...

But look how cute he is!! 🥰🥰🥰

[teeth-farie]

I’m doing Muriel’s story again and god…. He’s even subbier than I remembered🤤🤤🤤like😩😩😩baby😋😋😋😋

Muriel is the embodiment of submissive and breedable 😩

[animeomegas]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I ADORED EVERY SECOND OF THAT LAST IMAGINE MONARCH AAAAA SO MANY EMOTIONS

Naruto: “He will definitely dress them in the worst orange clothes and style their hair like his” Oh god I can imagine this, coming home to ur orange bbies😭😭 plz I love him.

Sasuke: PLZZZ NARUTO BAHAHAJAJAJKA HES SO CLUELESS ALL THE TIME MY BBY KSKSSKSK “his alpha's hair that he loved so much” are you trying to get me to fall more in love with him, monarch? Is that what’s happening? Because.....🧍🏻‍♀️

Shino: UGH SHINO BEING SO PRECIOUS I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE HIM HAPPY PLZ

Shika: HAHAHAHALA HES TRYING TO BRIBE THE KID INTO A NAP LMAOO THATS SO SHIKAMARU i can just totally imagine him blaming his alpha for not being able to take a nap all day as soon as they come home ajsjsjsjsj

Neji: WHY MUST U HURT ME LIKE THIS🧍🏻‍♀️I LOVE IT he’s so relieved plz my babies suffer so much it’s not fair

Iruka: 🧍🏻‍♀️ x1000 PLZ THE WAY THE BRIBING WOULD ACTUALLY WORK ON ME I- why are we being exposed like this monarch plz

Itachi: I can just feel itachi’s love already plz he’d be such a good dad I love him. AND 12 YEAR OLD SASUKE BEING A LIL SHIT PLZ SKAKAKAKSKAJSJJA I LOOOOOVED THAT LITTLE INTERACTION!! Non-massacre AUs give me life monarch, life✨

AHHHH, I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU LIKED IT!!!

Naruto: Yes, I was picturing him doing it with his twins! Dressing them up in matching baby clothes, just like his, and his alpha just walks in and can't even speak because what on earth has he done to their beautiful children?

Sasuke: Honestly, Naruto never thinks before he speaks but that's why we love him 💅🏻 Also, Sasuke is fluffy at his core, you just got to dig a little (a lot). And I don't even know if it's possible to make you fall more in love with Sasuke, queen, I think you manage that quite well on your own 😉

Shino: Shino is soft and precious and the world doesn't deserve him. 10/10 househusband and father!!

Shikamaru: As soon as his alpha gets home he fully just hands his pup over, grumbling about not being able to take a nap yet before sighing his way upstairs for a rest. He was really banking on those Nara genes, he feels cheated lmao.

Neji: Neji deserves a break from life and honestly, I can just imagine the looks on the elder Hyuugas' faces when Neji brings back the least Hyuuga baby they have ever seen in their life lol.

Iruka: No but bribing would 100% also work on me. Like, my favourite food is mash potato with red Leicester cheese and gravy, and I would do anything for that meal, even eat a tomato which I despise! Honesty, Iruka is just too good with children for all his schemes to fail 😌

Itachi: Itachi is a very, very soft and loving parent absolutely. And Sasuke has little shit mode activated all the time at that age, like it never ends. I have something in the works for exploring this dynamic a little more, the dynamic between Sasuke, Itachi and Itachi's pups that is. Sasuke has just turned 12 when Itachi gets married (Itachi is around 18), and Itachi gets pregnant on his honeymoon, so Sasuke is still 12 when Itachi's oldest pup is a newborn. I have so many ideas for this!!

Thank you so much for your lovely comment queen, I saw it just as I woke up and it made me smile so much 🥰🥰🥰 ily @queenondeezmatatas

[animeomegas]

Okay but we need to talk about the mednin because I know for a fact they don’t get payed enough for this😭😭😂 they have my respect 🙏🏻

You are so right and you should say it, @queenondeezmatatas

Mednin in the Naruto world is really a thankless role, and I respect them so much.

Shinobi actively go against their instructions, escape from the hospital, lash out and cause general chaos in their hospital and the mednin put up with it every single day, choosing to still save those dumbasses who they really should just leave to bleed out for a bit sometimes to see if it teaches them a lesson.

Shinobi make such bad patients, and those poor mednin put up with it every day :(

Can we all give a moment of silence for every mednin 😔