#queer alien

[jupitermelichios]

Endless List of Favourite Queer Characters: Noh-Varr - Marvel Comics

[alien-clique-blog]

[diamonddust-x-inthewind]

It’s me, your queer, neighborhood cryptid!!

[shitwesaywhilehigh]

Satan: What, you don’t touch your dad’s wenis?

Queer Alien: No!

[shitwesaywhilehigh]

Queer Alien: When does he usually answer?

Satan: I don’t know “Queer Alien” I’ve been very high these past couple days.

[shitwesaywhilehigh]

Queer Alien: Thats what you get for playing with scissors.

Satan: I’m going to unplug your fucking life support. 

[shitwesaywhilehigh]

Satan: Why did they start scalping people?

Queer Alien: What the fuck? *laughing*

Bubbly: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?

[shitwesaywhilehigh]

Here are three things that I Satan told Queer Alien to type in their notes so I wouldn’t forget them that I forgot about until now.

“I would be too strong if I had good ankles.”

“It’s about to get gay.”

*talking about cat toys* “Can you get her balls?”