#queer shitposting

[maliciouscigarette]

[existennialmemes]

Things Pride Month and Halloween have in common:

Christian cultists think it's satanic

Demons are a prevalent theme

The Gays get really excited about it

Costumes are common

People fearmonger about The Children™ featuring elaborate scenarios they made up

It's best when celebrated all year long

[deviantplum]

A classic "royal and a peasant switch places" trope, but it's the prince swapping with the scullery maid. She fits him in her maid dress, and he helps her bind her chest and then they both realize it wasn't just their jobs that were weighing them down, and suddenly, seeing themselves for the first time, they feel free.

So they dissolve the monarchy and liberate the people in an age of prosperity and then they kiss and live happily ever after as their true selves.

[bandcampgremlin]

the concept of a nonbinary aroace person replying 'sorry i'm gay' any time they get hit on in a gay club and a polycule who all think they're hot sending someone over then after the response sending someone of the opposite gender instead then after getting the same response again repeatedly sending different members of the polycule of varying nonbinary genders to try to figure out what direction this person is gay in. they somehow never run out of people and grow increasingly more confused and desperate to figure it out with each person.

[waeponwifestre]

I fell in the girlthing poison ivy, now I’m it/she

[foone]

June 1969: a black trans woman throws a brick and we realize gay people should have rights

July 1969: man walks on the fucking moon, the moon in the sky.

[sunmoonyandstars]

a group of only aro and/or ace people and bisexuals call that all or nothing

[bigbutchgothgirl]

Okay so y'all know that under-car LED lighting you can fit?

Imagine that but for underboob. Stick a croptop on, have rainbow light emanating from the underboobage. Totally gonna give this a go when i can solder again.