#queerasami

[lesbianriverphoenix]

QUEERASAMI SAID: THE TRUTH IS ITS HELLA RACIST BC ITS TINA FEY BUT THEN WHEN IT ISNT RACIST ITS SUPER CUTE AND HEARTWARMING AND ALSO HAS A LOT OF DARK HUMOR WHICH I LOVE BUT THEN UNNECESSARY RACISM HAPPENS??

ohhh aight i didn’t know it was tina, that makes sense :/ that’s ick :/

[lesbianriverphoenix]

multiples of 5!!!!

 5. Do you chew on your straws?

nope !

 10. Are you a heavy sleeper?

i really don't think i'm a particularly heavy or light sleeper i think i am a very normal, average sleeper

 15. Who was the last person you talked to?

my friend mars and someone else was on speaker phone but i couldn't tell if it was lana or hannah oops :~)

 20. Do you secretly like someone?

not secretly if u know me

 25. Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?

i have a great dad

already did 30, 35, and 40

 45. Your thoughts of long distance relationships?

tried a few but since i had my first relationship that wasn't long distance i don't think i could handle them now

[lesbianriverphoenix]

red pink blue rose purple aqua tangerine <33333333333

I LOVE YOU BOO

[lesbianriverphoenix]

hey <3

1. First impression: i'll be honest, i truly do not remember what fandom stages we were both in when we met (how was it so long ago omg) but i do remember i first started talking to you bc u were so excited about going to uchicago and i thought that was so rad and then i think i was intimidated bc u seemed like such a genius and u were so cool too and i didn't feel worthy of ur attention???? got over it eventually tho :-)2. Truth is: truth is u are definitely still a genius and still super cool but u are also happy adorable delightful beth and i lo ve you3. How old do you look: 20-214. Have you ever made me laugh: yea!!!5. Have you ever made me mad: nooooo6. Best feature: YOUR BIG BEAUTIFUL SMILE7. Have I ever had a crush on you: i'll have a crush on u when we're both on our deathbeds8. You’re my: sunshine, my only sunshine, u make me happyyyyyy9. Name in my phone: beth w/ the non-blushy kissy emoji, angel emoji, and sun (like an actual sun not anything w/ a face) emoji, also on snapchat u r beth with the sunflower emoji. i literally just associate u with sunshine tbh10. Should you post this too? if u wanna!!

[teamkimk]

dear beth, lo and kate, my darling three followers,

i'm going to new zealand tomorrow for two weeks. i love you muchly and everything is q'd

xoxo caroline

[silverstreaksinthesky]

tagged by @queerasami

You can tell a lot about a person from the kind of music they listen to. Put your music device on shuffle and post the first 10 songs without skipping.
 Tag 10 5 people after.

Anarbor - Take My Pain Away

Homestuck - Killed by BR8K Spider!!!!!!!!

Nana Kitade - Rasen

Dave Mattews Band - Typical Situation

Charlie Calleja - Anything Goes

Death Cab For Cutie - Meet Me on the Equinox

Sid - Rain

McFly - Friday Night

Lord of the Rings 3 - The Ride of the Rohirrim

Ashley Lyons  - Pyrocumulus Kickstart (Horizon ver.)

i tag neopuff martianwitchery turkeybaconese irisannwest and caseyballvins

[jbaggles]

ahhhhhh happy happy happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope its amazing <3333

awww thanks!!! :')

[lesbianriverphoenix]

3 16 20 29 37 41 74 82 <3 (you dont have to do all tho)

aight so this is from the girls next door: into the heart of lesbian america by lindsy van gelder and pamela robin brandt: "but when lesbian chic began to ripple through the media around 1993, no one was more surprised than we."

ehhh i love bands but i dont really have a One Tru Favorite Band anymore, let's just go with artist instead then i can say 100% nicki minaj

weakness: im jealous n insecure af??? strength: i care a LOT and i'm v open about it. which i guess some ppl might also see as a weakness, but i wouldn't?

ghosts..... *wiggly noncommittal hand gesture* aliens? U BET SON

not really, but i do believe in hundreds of years old systems of oppression that have made ppl of certain groups inherently more likely to achieve success over others

the house of the spirits by isabel allende for my world lit class!!!! loved it!!!

boss ass bitch by nicki....... also the buffy theme song. and 90% of the tracks on take me home

ok it's actually a spanish verb but empalagarse, it means "to be overcome with sweetness", like when u need a glass of milk after eating chocolate cake