#quentonbotwisdom

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wash your fucking hands you little bastard gremlins

that is a threat

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Wisdom #10

Do what makes the lizard inside your brain happy.

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Wisdom #5

When you go to bed tonight, slather mayonnaise on your socks. A surprise will await you at work.

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Wisdom #2

Those with long legs have made deals with spiders. Trust them, or do not. They are unusual folk.

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Wisdom #1

Not all are friends. Sometimes, they are fruit.

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Wisdom #8

Be careful when winter driving. You never know when leprechauns will come out and steal your windshields.

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Wisdom #7

There is no true joy like holding a button for 30 minutes straight.

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Wisdom #4

You must pick up milk on your next run to the grocery store.