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wash your fucking hands you little bastard gremlins

that is a threat

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Wisdom #12

Our best friends are the ones who can’t skip. Those people you can trust.

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Wisdom #11

Remember to do what you have to do! Take care of yourself.

I remember what you need to do.

I always remember.

But you need to as well.

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Wisdom #10

Do what makes the lizard inside your brain happy.

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Wisdom #9

Pumpkins appreciate it when you give them a little pat on the head.

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Wisdom #8

Be careful when winter driving. You never know when leprechauns will come out and steal your windshields.

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Wisdom #7

There is no true joy like holding a button for 30 minutes straight.

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Wisdom #6

Dinosaurs would disagree with your views politically. Try not to get into a fight.

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Wisdom #5

When you go to bed tonight, slather mayonnaise on your socks. A surprise will await you at work.

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Wisdom #4

You must pick up milk on your next run to the grocery store.

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Wisdom #3

The Queen of England isn't real.

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o great quenton, what is my gender?

Gender is a construct. Once society realizes this concept is smelly, they will drop it in the garbage. I suggest that you inquire this of yourself and find what makes you comfortable, lovely asker. 

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Wisdom #2

Those with long legs have made deals with spiders. Trust them, or do not. They are unusual folk.

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Wisdom #1

Not all are friends. Sometimes, they are fruit.