ideal justice league casting, go
how do i remember so many things about actors until asked and then i’m (humming silence) i have basically repressed all memory of the justice league movie so we’ll go with the lineup that lives in my head rent free
superman — MARWAN KENZARI. i will not apologize for being on the nose we simply know this to be true!! the intersection of selfless strength and vulnerability, the face that could be watching a small blue world from a distance and exude compassion without a word
batman — luke evans. my ideal casting my silly rules, anyone who can nail gaston would give us the over the top brucie content we have been starved for and then, well he’s welsh, he can project grief and despair and doubt in bruce’s stony silences. yes i am thinking of the episode where he has to sing for circe and man can luke evans ever belt it
wonder woman — tonia sotiropoulou. i am a dumb lesbian and i never forget a bond girl (she’s in the beginning of skyfall). my wonder woman checklist is reasonably short! be greek, have glossy princess hair, and a resting expression of such composure and dignity that you could stop a person in their tracks at twenty paces
the flash - chris pang! admittedly barry is always the flash to me, but wally as well - especially in this incarnation - you need the energy of a Good Dude, the flash who picks his rogues up from the bar and asks after their kids, who has impeccable comedic timing and well let’s be honest a body that won’t quit, that metabolism
green lantern - trevante rhodes!! few things get me like big men who can just project unfathomable gentleness, which i think you need to offset the ring of power intensity. presence! warm humor! latter canon wants john to be a marine but i’m sticking with john the architect, thank you, he has a lake house and cable knit sweaters and glasses and is exasperated at this space alien intrusion. bruce is just grateful not to be dealing with hal jordan instead
hawkgirl - jessica chastain. i am simple. i am a clown. i want her to lovingly bludgeon me to death with her strong jaw
martian manhunter - keith david is six foot two and an orator by way of julliard, i can’t even keep up with all his voice acting credits but he was goliath on gargoyles! and has made smaller appearances in tons of dc cartoons but the point is the rest of the world stops when he speaks
green arrow - matthias schoenaerts. how can i unsee this now. the real oliver queen (she says bitterly) there needs to be something wry and cantankerous and charming all at once he should seem like a grumpy old man even when he’s young. no comment on matthias being a tank none at all
aquaman - not so prominent in the cartoon but jason momoa is already perfect. wouldn’t change a thing he’s a delight please be in every movie ever
booster gold: chris pine. what more is there to say.
blue beetle: fawad khan is objectively a little too handsome but beetle is this mix of - mad professor energy and little boy excitement, booster & beetle are all about nonsense and joy! ted is way too smart to let himself be roped into these schemes and half-baked plans but he’s having the time of his life with his best friend. besides ted needs an “i would trust you with my life” vibe