Mar 8, 2020
You ever start shipping something involuntarily? And by involuntarily, I don’t mean “oh i accidentally stumbled across this ship and thought it was cute!” I mean “i thought about these two characters for 0.2 seconds in a completely unrelated context and oh god it works, shit, fuck, why does it work, it shouldn’t work” and then you feel like a suburban dad whose daughter’s just started dating that fucking hooligan Justin, who’s gotten arrested three separate times and once got caught urinating in public, and while you’re glad she’s happy, couldn’t she have picked literally anybody else??
#i'm So Mad right now#because it works so well but it is also a terrible idea???#fun fact! the pairing I've accidentally started shipping doesn't even have a name!#it's that unpopular!#I may literally be the only person who ships this and Boy isn't that fun!#(jk please kill me)#idek what to tag this#I feel like if I disclose what the ship is everybody's gonna be like 'rudi. what the fuck?'#and I mean you're not wrong but still#let's go with uhhhh#questionableshipping#edit: there is a name but it's a longass stupid name and appears in exactly one (1) article so#rudi talks