You ever start shipping something involuntarily? And by involuntarily, I don’t mean “oh i accidentally stumbled across this ship and thought it was cute!” I mean “i thought about these two characters for 0.2 seconds in a completely unrelated context and oh god it works, shit, fuck, why does it work, it shouldn’t work” and then you feel like a suburban dad whose daughter’s just started dating that fucking hooligan Justin, who’s gotten arrested three separate times and once got caught urinating in public, and while you’re glad she’s happy, couldn’t she have picked literally anybody else??












