you think joel saw something in her?

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you think joel saw something in her?
why is it always "ellie is so hot" and "abby is so hot" and NEVER "i need tess, maria and marlene simultaneously right now. expeditiously and in ways that dont even exist yet." like what is going on guys. why arent we fiending in the same ways for the finest goddamn women in this post apocalyptic country. dont you even lie to me and say they arent the most astonishing, beautiful, magnificent, astounding, mystical magical, jaw dropping, attractive, stunning, gorgeous, ravishing, flawless, alluring, knockout, bewitching, enthralling, FINEEE ladies you've ever seen.
being an npc in tlou is vile imagine the last thing you experience in your life is some little girl calling you an ugly fuck before her dad shotgun blasts you in the face. mannnnn
kind of into the way that tommy shoots manny and he gets him in the eye, then abby shoots him and half blinds him (FUN FACT !! ON THE SAME EYE) and the track that plays in the background as abby throws herself into the room, drenched in manny's blood, is 'eye for an eye'. like obviously eye for an eye, brother for a brother with joel, but i know shes thinking about blowing tommys face off in that moment too. dunno i fuck with it heavy
my favorite part about 'the horse and the infant' that always makes me laugh and also a little sad at the same time is when odysseus is being asked to kill the baby, and he's like "well ... okay, i could take him home and pretend hes my son ... or you know ... just put him really really far away" and the zeus is like "fuck nah bro ima tell him what you did. nice try lol" actual ragebait id crash out
but also ... i think its worth mentioning that the first thing he suggests is to take the kid in. i think its very indicative of his character and his motivations and where his heart lies in this moment, because hes dreaming of going home to his wife and son, to be a father again, and hes got this instinct to protect and to nurture. i also think itd be funny if he actually did take the kid. imagine he shows up like a few months later in ithaka with a fuckin baby.
"penelope ... youve gotta listen to me here. we have to raise this kid so good that even when the gods inevitably tell him that we destroyed his real home, he loves us too much to actually do anything" ok bro
pacing my room in agony, scratching and hitting myself red as if i were the one that was abandoned by my traumatized wife on a farm with my infant son (none of those things have even remotely happened to me)
WAS I JUST A FOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
wouldnt it be wild if lev woke up on the boat and he sees ellie and abby in the water and he thinks theyre still fighting but instead theyre just making out freak style. wouldnt that be crazy
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YES PLEASEEEEE AUGHHHHHHHHH evil ex gfs .......... mmmmmmmmmm evil ex girlfriends ..... their dynamic would be absolutely insane. leader of the revolution (that was working at the time) and #1 smuggler in boston .. yeahhhhhhhh you know what time it is. the things i would do for a 1 on 1 tessmarlene conversation you dont even know. THE THINGS I WOULD DO.