#queue: ask memes

[nycwritesmoved]

[TEXT]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE // [TEXT]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway ur missing out // [TEXT]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about elephants you have my permission to abandon me. // [TEXT]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy. // [TEXT]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[TEXT]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[from stiles to tracy]: I’M SORRY! Scott and I needed a place to put it and we were gonna go pick it up bUT THEN … we got really distracted by COD.

[TEXT]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway ur missing out

[from allison to malia]: I really don’t want to know.. I really really don’t. 

[from allison to malia]: Please just tell me that you went out and bought the turkeys and you and Scott didn’t go out and kill some turkey.

[TEXT]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about elephants you have my permission to abandon me.

[from stiles to tracy]: I’m not going to just abandon you, Tracy. I’m not like that.

[from stiles to tracy]: And to be completely honest, I’d probably just talk about them with you.

[TEXT]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[from allison to malia]: Whatever makes you happy, babe. Whatever makes you happy.

[TEXT]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[from stiles to tracy]: EXCUSE ME IT’S A TOGA AND IT’S FOR HALLOWEEN.

[nycwritesmoved]

"Maybe I'm just overreacting." // "I'll take my clothes off." // "I'll always have feelings for you."

"Maybe I'm just overreacting."

"Maybe?" Evelyn raised her eyebrow at her girlfriend. "You were definitely overreacting. I don’t like this whole sneaking around, pretending to be dating other people situation that we’re in either But it’s happening.” Evelyn signed softly, moving closer to Marnie and wrapping her arms around her waist, she pressed her forehead against her girlfriend’s. “At the end of the day you’re the one i want to be with. No matter what.”

"I'll take my clothes off."

"No!" Roman yelled. "No, no. Keep your clothes on!" He waved his hands around, a look of shock on his face as he overreacted. "I don't want to see you with your clothes off!"

"I'll always have feelings for you."

Evelyn smiled softly at Marnie, blinking back her tears. She wasn't upset. Infact, she was the opposite. She was so happy. They had decided to stop pretending and officially came out a few hours ago. It felt like a weight had been lifted off of her shoulders. "I love you," she whispered. "I love you."