this is why they didn’t give you the simon romance option

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this is why they didn’t give you the simon romance option
simon: *puts the thirium in the bowl before the Android Cereal*
north: markus, we have to kill him, its the only way we'll be safe
the Sour Cream Simon Saga
edits, once again, by @forjericho [don’t repost or remove caption Blease]
@radiopilot blessing us as always [do not repost or remove caption]
David Cage: my game is finished. to top it off, i've even hinted at a gay ship...a gay ship that i ship and love
Fandom: In This House We Stan Hankcon And Simkus
David Cage, crying: it...it was supposed to be todd x zlatko...why do the plebians misinterpret my work...
RK900 names ranked
ok tier: conan, conrad, other c names
good tier: richard, nancy, karl
god tier: bonky
ultimate tier: CHODE
@boxofanger completed the holy trinity for us
meet bunky hes rk900 but thicc and he works at planet fitness