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Some plans I am nursing back to health. And Batman. #quief #gardening #nursing #butnotwithmybosoms #babyfat #whattodo #life #withoutpurpose

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my nursery for ailing plants - in panoramic..! #ididthis #ihaveagreenthumb #beautyatitsmostbasic #quief

#beautyatitsmostbasic #ihaveagreenthumb #ididthis #quief

The Quief Story !!

1) Firstly i went to my bathroom and i quiefed all over the walls an then i went and fucked my little brown chicken and went back inside and kissed the wall where i recently quiefed. 2) Secondly my own mother came into the bathroom and say a foggy patch on the wall and said ‘ Jacob, how dare you quief without my permission ’, then i replied OMG WOOPS! I was suppost to quief on the mirror! Sorry Mum! 3) 3 weeks later .... I went on a quiefing spree at the morayfield shops and quiefed all over the windows of the police beat and the jewelry shops, obviously i was kicked out for my quiefness at the shops! I got home and quiefed on my mums pillows. 4) Fourthly my dad got home from a hard days work and wanted to have a nice warm shower, so he went into the bathroom and saw a rotten yellow patch of quief on the wall and the said ‘ Jacob why is there rotten yellow stuff on the wall? ’ so i replied by saying ‘ Father i did a quief on the wall ’ and i licked it all off and had it for breakfast. Fifthly i was sent to jail for my excellent quiefness in the world, but the real reason i was sent to jail was because the world started to stink like a quief. The walls in my bathroom was a poo ball of little pieces of poop from all my quiefs on the wall. 5) Now ... the ball is in my court wether i wanna stay in jail or get out?. I think i wanna get out, so i go to the gard and tell him ill pay him 2 billion dollars cash to give me the keys, he said ‘ no ’. So the next thing i did was get the guard and quief rite in his mouth. I did what was best! :) Anyway i got out of jail and ran to my home and quiefed on the mirror. 6) Now ... the ball is in my court wether i wanna stay in jail or get out?. I think i wanna get out, so i go to the guard and tell him ill pay him 2 billion dollars cash to give me the keys, he said ‘ no ’. So the next thing i did was get the guard and quief rite in his mouth. I did what was best! :) Anyway i got out of jail and ran to my home and quiefed on the mirror.

7) I just got home and i wanted to have something to eat, so i went and cooked my chicken that i had quiefed on a while ago and i ate it as a meal with quiefcorn and quiefpeas. The food at my house was amazingly quiefed up! 8) So... i was thinking about what i should do next, and at that moment i thought, ‘im gonna go quief on a cop car’. So i went on my journey to find that car, i found it, i said. it was a purple highway patrol car, so i went upto the car and i quiefed and pooped on the car, but heres the mistake... Julia Gillard was in that cop car! Shit!

9) So then after i had quiefed on the purple highway patrol cop car with Julia Gillard inside i was taken down by the cop and sent to go see Barrack Obama in America. Well what i didn't know about him was that he was gay, i really thought he was going to talk to me about what i did but instead he started to kiss and hump me to death.

10) Barrack Obama is a gay dick! He is the president of America for Christ sake. The stupid BITCH is a little turd that is desperate for a quief in his mouth. Anyway moving on ....

11) As i was running away from the gay president, he was chasing after me and was saying that he loved my dick and wanted to give me a dick hickey. I don't vote anymore! :x

12) I got away from Obama and was back safe at home, but i wanted to go and share my joy with everyone, so i went to all my neighbors houses with a gun and shot everyone in the vagina or dick and quiefed in there faces.

13) God I Love America !! :x

Thanks For Reading!! By Quief On You and {NSE} Beaver

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