Quill: how come Tony still hasn’t understood that I like him?
Rocket: because all you do is stare at him like a creep
Drax: or maybe because he is not pathetic like you
Gamora: well, he is a hero, you a ex fugitive
Rocket: he is a prince your a beggar
Baby Groot: I’m Groot
Rocket: exactly, he is a genius and you an idiot
Quill: why are you even my friends?!













