yes, he does court the reader!!! cooking is one way he'll do so, as mentioned in his intro post, but he'll also give you tiny gifts — the best flowers from his portion of the garden, love letters, sonnets and the like. he's a little shy about his singing, but he'll definitely start showing off if he sees you gushing over a kpop idol or something
as for kids, he's favorable towards having children, but it ultimately depends if you want them.
(nsfw utc, eighteen+ content)
since we're on the topic of kids, he def has a breeding kink. doesn't matter if it's not physically possible for a man to get pregnant, he's utterly fascinated with the concept of it.
fairies aren't born like humans are, they're born when a baby first laughs (can yall tell i like peter pan) so the idea of creating a living being that's essentially the fusion of both you and him?? sign him up immediately. who knows, maybe magic will grant his wish if he wishes for it hard enough.
that's the thing though, he'll see the child as an extension of you and not as their own person, so things will get messy real quick if the kid ends up nothing like you.
moving on, he's super into praise. but not degradation — fae can't lie, and though he knows humans can, it still messes with him. he can't bear to hear you degrade him when all he wants is your love and attention!!
he adores anything that has you close to him. he wants to be consumed by you completely. he'll actually ascend to heaven if you ever sit on his face and smother him. force him to see how debauched he looks in the mirror, he'll cum on the spot.
he's not very experienced (ie. has no experience at all), so you're gonna have to introduce him to all the freakier stuff. he'll go along with almost everything you want to do though, since he'll do anything to make you happy <3
lastly, not sure if it counts as a kink but he loves it when you stroke his antennae and wings!!! he can't get enough of it. he can totally cum just from you petting him there. i actually planned to write a short fic about it but i started BLEEDINGGG and was in zero mood for any of that so i didn't, but i'll probably get to it later
How would yandere femboy fairy react to a human trying to flirt with the reader 👀👀👀👀👀
as if he’d let anyone get close enough to talk to you in the first place..
in public, he’s always clinging onto you, hanging off of your arm, a hand slung around your waist and all that. super territorial. like when you see couples PDAing on the train and u js go jesus christ chill no one tryna steal your girl 😭🙏
but if someone does flirt with you, he’ll sidle up to you and say some shit like “darling who is he 🥺🥺🥺”. hoping the other guy takes the hint and backs off. usually this works. no human is ever going to be as beautiful as a fairy, so they have no chance in terms of looks.
if they’re stubborn and press on anyway, he’ll literally just keep interrupting the guy and direct all of your attention back onto him. completely ignoring the other human’s existence.
“i was wondering if —”
“my dear, are you hungry?”
“ahem, i was saying —”
“it’s time for lunch! there’s a lovely restaurant down the street..”
“excuse me —”
“let’s head there now before it gets crowded :D”
“...”
lastly, if worst comes to worst, he can use magic to confound them and send them away. he doesn’t do this if he can avoid it tho, he’s a tiny garden fairy and his magic is really only good for nature related stuff. it takes a lot out of him if he tries to cast any more advanced magic.
This might be a weird one, but how would all of your yans so far reat to reader passing out in front of them?
Also idk if you do anons, but could I be 💐 anon?
of course! welcome to the team nonnie <333 and dw it’s not weird at all ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
hyacinth (the fairy, i might as well call him that since it’s already stuck in my head) is straight up useless. like those husbands that panic harder than their wife who is actively in labour,, chill OUT my guy TuT
loses his damned mind for at least ten minutes before remembering how to use a phone. then spends another ten minutes fumbling as he tries to remember the number to call emergency services
fun fact! when his emotions are running high, he loses control over his transformations, so he’ll pop in and out of his human/fairy/hybrid forms randomly
even if it’s not that serious and you wake up a few minutes after, he’ll be on the ground wailing, ugly crying his eyes out as if you died or something... every single time, by the way. if you have low iron or something that makes you faint often, he will be doing this every. single. time.
as for the idol, he’s marginally better, but not by much. he’s used to seeing people faint — he’s seen far too many of his fellow idols drop from overwork, after all — but when it comes to you specifically?
he’s absolutely gone. he has extreme tunnel vision and horrendous anxiety (not so obvious in the first fic, but his next fic is coming out next week hehe) so his mind will immediately start coming up with the most ridiculously outrageous horror movie-esque scenarios in all of mankind.
all of his media training is thrown out the window instantly. 100% the type to yell at the first aid officer for ‘doing cpr wrong’ because what if those brutes crush your ribcage !!!!
if you faint during a concert, he’ll halt the performance immediately and won’t let his group carry on until you get medical attention. even then, he might just forgo the concert entirely to fuss over you in the medbay
(tw groping for this part)
the actor is less panicky, but the most annoying about it. makes a show of catching you in his arms as if he were your knight in shining armour, and if he had a tail, it’d be wagging furiously while he waits for praise or a ‘thank you’
does everything right. so perfectly, that clips of the incident go viral, earning him overwhelming amounts of praise from fans online. look, everyone thinks the two of you are perfect together, when will you see it too?
that is, if you faint in public. if it’s somewhere secluded, well... obviously, he’ll call for help and all, but for those precious few moments that the both of you are alone?
he’ll be all over you, sniffing your hair, nuzzling into your neck, peppering kisses all over your face as if you’d be awakened by a true love’s kiss. it’d be an insult to call him a dog. even dogs have better self control.
last but not least!!! secret fourth yandere!!! to be precise, his fic comes out soon, and it’d be a shame not to include him, since he’s perfect for this scenario.
(tw drugging for this part)
the butler handles your fainting spell perfectly. no notes. a star, distinction grade. he is entirely unruffled as he summons the physician, then carries you bridal style to your bedchambers.
except... he’s probably the one that caused you to faint in the first place.
you trust him implicitly, and it’s so, so easy for him to slip something into your afternoon tea. it’s even easier to blame it on your poor health and tendency to overwork. (warm eyes. a gentle sigh. “master, did i not remind you to take a break?”)
even if he wasn’t the one who caused it, he’s always prepared to care for you no matter the occasion — he is your loyal servant, after all.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE MORE OF TYE YABDERE IDOL I NEED IT
ajskajaj i'm glad you like him!! i do have smth in mind for him but i'm kinda busy rn,, sobs.. have this rough paneling practice instead. lowk locked in at the end but the top half is straight bullshit (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
What does the idol look like when he’s not styled for work? Does he wear glasses at home and contacts on the job maybe? Any freckles/marks/dark circles under the makeup?
idgaf about anything else but he has the deepest darkest blackest most horrendous panda eyes known to mankind. you know how little idols sleep,, add on the fact he spends the rest of his free time stalking you online.. makeup is the only thing saving him rn
and his hair when it isn't styled is straight up a coconut's husk. it's thick, and has a slight wave pattern, but if he doesn't style it properly it just poofs up with random strands of hair sticking out lol
Aw I bet the fairy would love to hang out in the chest pocket of a shirt
he totally would!!! at some point you know damn well he’s stalking you whenever you leave the house anyway so.. you might as well just take him along ┐(´ー｀)┌
I think I’d put fairy boy in a drawer or something when he acts up. It’s too tempting 🤧
Does he have a name?
im crying. ik you said drawer but the thought of sticking him in a jar when he's being too much is priceless 😭😭😭
ngl i didn't expect to like him so much so i never named him, but since you asked, i'm considering something plant related like sage or rowan. aster? hyacinth would be cute af but i keep thinking of hsr’s hyacine ╮(ᵕ—ᴗ—)╭
Holding back tears 'cause I just binge watched Madoka magica in one night...
Anyway, what are the yans opinions on it? And if they haven't seen it, what would they think if they watched it with reader?
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ngl i can’t say because i’ve never watched it either (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶) it must be good though!! i know that my friends like it too. ik it’s about magical girls, but not much else. what did you like most about it?
as for the yans, generally speaking, hyacinth is always very interested in human stuff, but screens overstimulate him quite easily. the idol and butler are busy with work but they’ll find time for you no matter what. the actor would rather watch you watch the show than watch it himself LOL
