Oct 9, 2019
Hanako (kitsune bard): 10 damage to the last spider.
DM: The bard kills it.
Hanako: Oh my god! I insulted the dumb beast to death!
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Hanako (kitsune bard): 10 damage to the last spider.
DM: The bard kills it.
Hanako: Oh my god! I insulted the dumb beast to death!
DM: Each of you take 19 psychic damage and are slowed and dazed.
Una (genasi artificer): Nah. I don’t wanna.
DM: ...You going to give a reason?
Una: I don’t have any way to negate the damage, I just want you to know I don’t want to take it.
DM: So once you’re in the middle of the room-
Billie (gnome ardent): Hey, don’t I get to go through this systematically?
DM: I’m basing this on your Perception, your Acrobatics, and the three Stealth checks I made.
Billie: The what now?
DM: Three giant spiders jump you from the ceiling!
DM: I’ll do the room description first. You’re gonna like this.
Godric (fairy warlock): Are there fairies?
DM: There are two duergar. One is waiting for you to come around the corner. The other is looking at a cage which contains five baby earthquake dragons.
Hanako (kitsune bard): -One each!
Billie (gnome ardent): -One each!
Hanako (kitsune bard): Can we make you happy?
Dragons: You freed us and gave us food. We are happy now.
Una (genasi artificer): The duergar treated them like slaves.
Hanako: Do you want to go somewhere safer?
Dragons: Where? We need somewhere underground.
Hanako: Oh my god. We live in a cave city, guys.
Una: That sounds like the WORST IDEA EVER.
Godric (fairy warlock): I check for magical presence.
DM: You find Santa.
Una (genasi artificer): Where were you born?
Dragons: In the mine.
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): Do you know where your mother is?
Dragons: In the mine, usually.
Una: Oh.
Hanako (kitsune bard): Do you want to go back to your mother?
Dragons: We’re... not sure.
Thaddeus: Oh.
DM: The last duergar runs away.
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): I chase him.
Godric (fairy warlock): Don’t go too far on your own!
Thaddeus: I’ll be fine. What’s in the next room?
DM: *snorts* Just one duergar. Your guy hides behind him.
Thaddeus: *cracks knuckles*