“You totally micromanage”
“Only because you overreact”
“Yeah, I do. And you know what?”
“What?”
“You love it!”
“Hey, Rupert?”
“Yes Amir?”
“Shut up and kiss me”
“I thought you’d never ask”
- Rupert and Amir
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“You totally micromanage”
“Only because you overreact”
“Yeah, I do. And you know what?”
“What?”
“You love it!”
“Hey, Rupert?”
“Yes Amir?”
“Shut up and kiss me”
“I thought you’d never ask”
- Rupert and Amir
“And if it’s the last thing I ever get to say to you, I just want you to know, I love you”
“You do?”
“Yeah, I hope that’s ok”
“Ok? Why didn’t you say something sooner? Don’t you know I love you too!”
- Rupert and Amir
“I didn’t raise my son to be-”
“You didn’t raise me at all, mom did.”
- Rupert’s dad and Rupert
“Between my brains and your brawn, I’d say we make a pretty good team.”
“We do. Although, technically I have both brains and brawn.”
“True, but I have the personality and the winning smile so...”
- Rupert and Amir
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a few hundred hearts to break”
- Queen Atossa
“I’m not tying the knot with a complete stranger”
-Rupert, who later declares he wants to marry a boy he met like, 3 days ago
“Stop taking it easy on me”
“I’m not. I’m just getting warmed up. You stop taking it easy on me”
“I’m not, I’m just bad with a sword”
- Rupert and Amir
“Excuse me, I’m not the one who plunged his kingdom into 18 years of deliberate chaos, all because of his great big bloody ego! Do you have any idea what it’s been like for me cleaning up the mess you’ve made? No of course not, you’re a man. You only think about yourself. Well unfortunately, I don’t have the luxury of selfishness, I have people depending on me. And maybe my methods are ‘dramatic’, but they work. I’ve kept a kingdom that’s been on the verge of collapse together for eighteen years. I’ve kept my people safe, and calm, and reasonably contented. I’ve also raised my son to be good, and kind, and true so he’ll never, never make the same mistake his father did. I did that, all of that. Me. By myself. So instead of taking digs at me, or threatening me, or even worse, patronising me, you should get on your bloody knees, or roots, or stumps or whatever it is you have down there, and thank me. Thank me with every fibre of your being you selfish, irresponsible, egotistical man.”
- Queen Lavinia