#quoteable quotes

[innocentlymacabre]

Quotable Quotes ✨ Desertion by Clifford D. Simak

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Pleasant scents seeped into his body. And yet scarcely scents, for it was not the sense of smell as he remembered it. It was as if his whole being was soaking up the sensation of lavender—and yet not lavender. It was something, he knew, for which he had no word, undoubtedly the first of many enigmas in terminology. For the words he knew, the thought symbols that served him as an Earthman, would not serve him as a Jovian.

- From "Desertion" by Clifford D. Simak

[gear-project]

Science may help you find the 'correct' answer, but that won't get you any closer to the better answer.  Now... why can't we all get along?

Jack-O'Valentine (to Potemkin)

[jolteonsblog]

There's something addictive about Cheetos. They're like crack. Cheese-flavored crack.

Yours truly, on the topic of Cheetos

[badassbaker]

Quote of the day:

"Public service announcement: when you search for "hooray penis" in GIFs, you get zero results. So sad. I have work to do."

(Said by me)

[gear-project]

“The March Wind, April Showers, and May Flowers are what Useless Humans are made of!”

—Robo-Ky Mark II (Guilty Gear Isuka)

[l-space]

If it's not an apple. It's an orange. No matter if what you're holding is an avocado.

Me, just now

[paddysnuffles]

When my friends ask me "When do you think women will be allowed to drive?" I tell them "When they stop asking 'when' and decide to act 'now'."

Manal al-Sharif

[mamarouxxx]

You know what really bothers me? The whole dad bod thing. Because girls are settling for someone less attractive to feel good about themselves. But shitty boys will still be chubby and leave you. So you might as well have someone attractive.

the gospel truth by Lesley Twiner