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Markiplier Quotes Part One:
"Sometimes you have to reach beyond yourself to reach yourself within... yourself."
"That’s so cool!"
"Bitch, I'm fabulous!"
"So... what about that?"
"Excuse me? 'SCUSE ME?!"
“WHEEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIIITH?!?"
"No, thank you! I don't want any!"
"Nope, nope, nope, nope."
"NO THANK YOU."
"Wanna run that by me again?"
~Legacies Season One Episode Seven Quotes~
“I’m no stranger to death, but that doesn’t mean I want to talk about it.”
“Do you mind telling me the last few things you remember?”
“Evil never takes a holiday, __.”
“I think after the week he’s had he needs a nap. A therapist.”
“It’s been the same with all the creatures that came before you.”
“No, they’ve been erased from history. And so have you.”
“Okay, well I’m not sure your methods are the most effective.”
“I don’t understand what’s happening, why am I here?”
“Necromancy is everywhere in occult literature.”
“Do you ever just say things once?!”
“The only advice I can offer you is to find closure.”
“Holy, mary, mother of demons!”
“You want to know if he’s at peace or if he’s suffering.”
“This is a little much don’t you think?”
“I’ll never forgive myself for what I did to you.”
“I knew that you’d never hurt me, but you did scare me sometimes.”
“No one should ever have to be alone like this.”
“Don’t you dare play disappointed dad, because you are not my father!”
“Okay, young grasshopper. It’s called snatch, eat, erase.”
“Apologies for the melodrama, but I need to buy myself some time.”
“But he won’t find peace until you do.”
“Do you even know what a ripper is?”
“I’m not sure I know how to fix it.”
“I hope that was a lie told to punish me. God knows I deserve that.”
~Degrassi Next Class Season One Quotes~
♦Episode One♦
“I don’t think doing this on the first day qualifies as a good choice.”
“Well you definitely made an impression on that kid.”
“Oooh, looks like someone’s got a new crush.”
“It’s butts, butts, butts with that guy.”
“Butts are the new boobs, finally.”
“You okay running against your ex?”
“You have a real message that anyone who feels like an outsider can relate to.”
“I don’t delete photos, it’s bad for my brand.”
“You haven’t returned any of my texts, I thought you were dead.”
“You could a find a way to stroke his ego.”
“This whole election is a mockery!”
“Wait, are brains the new butts?”
♦Episode Two♦
“What are you talking about? Scandal should totally be your favorite show!”
“So, did you maybe want to be my partner for this?”
“So, how’s that whole just being friends thing working out for you?”
“Changing your hair is a cry for help, everyone knows that!”
“I spilled soda near her laptop once and she didn’t talk to me for three weeks.”
“I have to explain the hand touch wasn’t a big deal before she blows it out of proportion.”
“Are you seriously just going to stand there and pretend like nothing happened?!”
“My friends don’t understand like you do. They want me to paste on a happy face.”
“What were you doing home in the middle of the day?”
“By turning our backs on the dolphins we’ve really turned our backs on ourselves.”
“You don’t suck as much as most people.”
♦Episode Three♦
“Mandatory intramurals are a slam drunk, everyone seems to love them.”
“Complicated way of saying simple things. The end.”
“Life’s lesson. Confidence.”
“Baby, I’m the captain of this love cruise. Hop on board.”
“Uh, actually I was studying your lips.”
“Are you going to fix it or keep being a stupid liar?!”
“Operation Get Some was a total bust.”
“Oh, you came to thank me, how sweet.”
“I believe in solving problems, not whining about them.”
“So if you two can’t even talk about sex, should you even be doing it?”
“There are always going to be people in your life that upset you.”
“Do you want me to, uh, close my laptop?”
♦Episode Four♦
“If this goes well, it could turn into a recurring gig.”
“You think that many people want to plan a dance?”
“Only a complete doof would let you slip through their fingers.”
“Easy goth princess, I was just trying to help blondie out.”
“The X rating is my cue to exit.”
“If you apologize for defending yourself, you give guys permission to treat you like crap.”
“If you don’t want to get caught sneaking out, don’t get tagged in photos!”
♦Episode Five♦
"Wait, how are you a favorite and I’m not?”
“How exactly do you ‘got this’?
“I’m getting old you’re going to have to spell this out for me.”
“I just found out my friend has been having some alone time.”
“It’s a normal thing to do and it’s supposed to be enjoyable.”
“You’re distracting me, you doof!”
“Well, they’re not ‘not’ talking about you.”
“If you’re always a disappointment, then it’s impossible to disappoint.”
“Are you kidding? This was awesome, I’m joining the freaking club!”
~Legacies Season One Episodes One Quotes~
"I come from a long line of villains.”
“You two know each other?”
“You’re going to want to stay out here __, trust me.”
“Shut down the exorcist would you?”
“__ used to serve me milkshakes at the Mystic Grill.”
“Peanut butter blast, whip cream on the bottom.”
“And then you moved away.”
“And then you made a door blow off its hinges with your brain.”
“Welcome to the Salvatore School, __ your tour guide(s).”
“Were you aware of us when you lived in Mystic Falls?”
“I see the rich part is true.”
“Nobody in town mentioned anyone in here could do that.”
“We blend in, just enough.”
“Everyone here has something that makes them special.”
“What do you think it was?”
“Either I’ve lost my mind or werewolves are real.”
“Well let’s start with who __ killed recently.”
“Everybody gets along with everybody here for the most part.”
“The wolves are pretty cliquey, they like to hang with their own.”
“That is why __ volunteered to be your tour guide(s).”
“She who shall not be named.”
“That’s right, a stink spell.”
“Six foster homes in seven years.”
“Prone to fits of anger.”
“But then he threw a 200 lb lawn mower across the yard.”
“I guess they thought __ was possessed by the devil.”
“All of that is consistent with a newly triggered wolf.”
“You know for a school with a secret to keep you’re kind of liberal with the information.”
“How could I forget any of this?”
“But you’re not a prisoner here, I swear.”
“No one expected you couldn’t be compelled.”
“Yeah, I’ll just sit here alone in the witch dungeon with my thoughts.”
“So real life quidditch remains an elusive pipe dream.”
“Giving up dibs on the new __ so quickly?”
“Plus I’m still nursing a wounded soul.”
“Probably, they usually do.”
“You know? Hot, angry...damaged?”
“We survive here because we follow the rules.”
“You ask a lot of questions.”
“I’m remembering the day we danced.”
“Summoning spell...did I bruise you? I’m still working out the kinks.”
“You nearly gave me tracheotomy with a bread knife, humor me.”
“You know I could just whip up a remedy with some herbs from the bio lab?”
“__, do you think i’m broken?”
“I just... I don’t ever want to hurt anybody.”
“__ doesn’t hold the patent on it.”
“Speak of the actual devil.”
“Are you crazy? I almost killed you.”
“In my experience, your safest bet is to not touch it.”
“Seriously? I’m offering to rock your world.”
“I try not to get close to people anymore.”
“You did that for me?”
“This is the part where you run.”
“It’s simply not safe for you here, I’m sorry.”
“It’s not possible, I’m not that stupid.”
“Well, we’re not allowed to use dark magic here.”
“I’m just looking for a kindred spirit in revenge.”
~Legacies Season One Episode Five Quotes~
“__, I got one that talks.”
“We are running tests on him to figure out once and for all if he’s supernatural.”
“Can’t the honor council decide? Isn’t that the point?”
“I didn’t think my big mouth would get him sent to vampire prison.”
“I left you instructions in my office. Try not to kill him.”
“You know you’re not going to lose the election over an outfit.”
“I’m not worried about losing the election, I’m worried about what I’m going to wear my victory rally.”
“Maybe you should wear something that shows your fellow witches you’re going to take this seriously.”
“People don’t really know what they want until I tell them they want it.”
“These tests determine whether or not I get to stay at this school, right?”
“If your interests don’t line up with hers then you’re witch non grata.”
“I personally believe that you deserve a better candidate.”
“You used to like it when I went low.”
“You don’t even like extracurricular activities, let alone anything that involves a moral compass.”
“Oh and your one witch ethics committee is okay with double plagiarism?”
“Bow out now or I will crush you.”
“Oh honey, you crush on me.”
“Trees are patient, humans are not.”
“Yeah, well excuse a foster kid for never having any swim lessons.”
“But I only have to pass one test to stay so I’m not giving up yet.”
“So it’s a supernatural lie detector.”
“If we can’t figure out what you are then you can’t stay at this school.”
“I have a lot of secs(sex)... I mean time.”
“Are you blackmailing me?”
“No silly. I’m blacktieing you. It’s totally different.”
“If what the alpha says goes, then I’ve gotta be the alpha.”
“I’ve always wanted to be part of a power couple.”
“I’m sorry, I made a mistake. I thought you were someone else.”
“When I let my guard down, people disappoint me.”
“For the last time, I’m sorry. I broke your trust and I don’t want to do it again.”
“I’m trying to rise above it. So let me freaking rise!”
“Well, I can step down and they’d have to go with the runner up.”
“Except. It turns out I wasn’t the runner up either.”
“So, let me guess. There’s been a mistake. I won the popular vote, but not the electoral college.”
“I will honor our deal, what do you wish to know?”
“Earlier I asked him if he felt safe here and he said yes. He was lying.”
“This school is family and I’m not putting my family in danger again.”
“Don’t blame me, it’s the rest of the witches who knew how bad you’d be at the job.”
“Oh she won’t ever burn your world down. I will do it for her.”
“Is that your way of admitting you care about me?”
~Legacies Season One Episode Two Quotes~
“Let’s start from the beginning.”
“You knew you’d be caught.”
“But we lost the trail and now I’m being interrogated.”
“Did anyone help you with the spell?”
“It should be said that Shakespeare wasn’t completely clueless.”
“Let’s hit the dining hall and carb load, it’s game day!”
“So fess up, what did you do?”
“Hot tip, next time you burn your ex’s hair off make sure __ can’t rock a bob.”
“If you hurry you can catch the blair bitch.”
“Don’t say whatever it is you’re about to say.”
“But they mock us.”
“If you want this car to work, I’m going with you.”
“Let me show you something.”
“You’re being melodramatic, __’s missing one game.”
“Today we will lose even more epically than we normally do.”
“Win by losing, that’s the spirit.”
“__ hopped the Hope train out of town.”
“Maybe because __ doesn’t have a reason to run.”
“It’s okay.. I-I’m uh not going to hurt you.”
“We have to go through this every year, okay?”
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.”
“I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that on a poster at the dentist’s.”
“Appreciate the passion, but maybe you should exert some of it making new friends.”
“There’s a lot of crazy witchy people looking for you.”
“Do you need to make a phone call?”
“That went well, all things considered.”
“One word and I can burn her perky little boobs to ash.”
“You’re lucky I’m still talking to you after that stunt you pulled last night.”
“I was giving you what you wanted.”
“I do everything on purpose.”
“Does a girl have to have a motive to do charity work?”
“Next play? Impress me.”
“Pretty obvious isn’t it? He’s saving your ass.”
“I don’t believe a word you’re saying.”
“There’s a fire breathing woman running through the woods!”
“I’m sorry. I panicked.”
“Honestly? I just get a thrill from tormenting all the crazies.”
“Let’s burn these bitches to the ground.”
“You about to be trippin’...for real though, trippin.”
“Did anyone ever tell you smoking’s bad for you?”
“You win, without any of your supernatural special sauce.”
“Good idea, Satan. But to be clear you can’t have my immortal soul.”
“You wake up with a death wish today?”
“This isn’t earth magic, __.”
“We don’t allow black magic.”
“It can’t be you, I won’t allow it.”
“Oh woah, towel on!”
“Cause vampire or not, the last thing I want to see is your lost boy.”
“It’s time for strategy sesh.”
“Some people just want to watch the world burn.”
“I’m mad at the world and you just happen to be in it.”
“Your school’s secret is safe with me.”
~Legacies Season One Episode Four Quotes~
“Come on man. I’m the loveable virgin, it’s not my time.”
“Just got a little peckish, went out for a midnight snack.”
“It won’t hurt to assume the worst.”
“Because that’s what heroes do.”
“So, I volunteer as tribute.”
“Why you still thinking about murdering him?”
“Any idea what to do with __ while we search for missing mean girls?”
“Keep my head down, make myself useful, and don’t pick fights.”
“I was making an entrance, mophead.”
“Sorry, I just had a flashback to my freshman year here.”
“So get your wedgie trauma in check or leave.”
“__, you try not to deliberately alienate the entire student body.”
“You’re right, it’s a mission. For a hero and __ league of whatevers.”
“Would you like to be the robin to my batwoman?”
“You know the wolves usually eat outside.”
“Why didn’t you ditch like __ and play detective?”
“Well, I’m working on offensive spells for class.”
“They only teach defensive magic here, but I personally think the curriculum needs to evolve.”
“I’m still trying to wrap my head around this being a normal conversation here.”
“As fun as this hurricane of toxic masculinity is, I have to get to class.”
“On your left you’ll find the bathrooms where I had my first kiss with a toilet.”
“Is the fact I’m not openly hostile to you make it seem like we’re back to being friends?”
“I’m sorry, you look traumatized. Is this loser bothering you?”
“__ keeps trying to get me to buy __ mixtape.”
“Have either of you heard about the vampires at our school feeding?”
“But she did invite me to try out for the cheerleading team?”
“Meaning that we have a transitioning vampire on our hands.”
“All you gotta do is tell us the story, it’s our rite of passage.”
“You can either submit or you can bleed and then submit.”
“Nailed it, bro. Easy decision, right?”
“Oops, I suck at math.”
“I think her soul just got on my shoes. Eww!”
“Calm down! Close your eyes and breathe!”
“I meant adding an elective, not launching a revolution.”
“What’s it going to be? Toilet bowl, trash can, bloody nose?”
“Spider, a big spider! An arachnid if you want to get specific.”
“This is nerd porn, not real life.”
“This is bad. Whatever spun this is going to come back and eat us.”
“I don’t know, the room’s still spinning.”
“So much for my plan to spend the day as a normal teenage __.”
“I don’t know why creatures we’ve only read about in books are making cameos in Mystic Falls.”
“Being a hero is not more important than being safe.”
“Well the only reason we’re alive today is because we broke the rules.”
“The past couple of days have proven you can’t protect us from everything.”
“I love you... sort of.”
“I guess I felt like launching the revolution.”
“You know man, ask yourself why you don’t see many rabbits running around the yard here.”
