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if you dont like me at my xisuma gore you dont deserve me at my ranchers valentines!!! @stygiansauce
Taste Interlude: tears & inappropriate uses of a hospital ID - TASTE Ramchers NFSW
For @stygiansauce
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"Wait, you used to have a mullet?" Despite the vast amount of time Tango has spent vising Jimmy at work over the last few weeks, or hanging out with him after his shift, or that time Jimmy couldn't wait to get inside him so he climbed over the sofa and pulled down his work pants just enough to get his cock in Tango and the thing kept hitting him in the face as his big puppy of a man railed him like he was trying to knock him up [hot at the time, the trip to the clinic after less so]: Tango has never seriously looked at the photo on the ID. At least not enough to notice that Jimmy in his photo, does in fact, have a mullet.
saw your post about ranchers daddy kink...
have you perchance written anything for it? 🫣
Just for you, nonny :3
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Tango's so nice about it.
Jimmy's no stranger to sex, and he's been with enough people to proudly wear the title of “whore”, but Grian and Martyn and Joel are harsh with him in a way Tango seems to have no interest in. They like to make fun of him, and Jimmy has no problem with that because it's hot, but Tango wants to be gentle and Jimmy finds himself craving it.
When Jimmy brings it up, his whole body feels frozen, his veins injected with shame and embarrassment. But Tango considers it seriously, no hint of judgment on his face, and agrees easily. He kisses Jimmy's forehead like he's already leaning into it.
And then Jimmy's on his knees, and Tango pops the button on his jeans. “You gonna take over, kiddo?” he asks, his voice lightly teasing.
(It's nothing like with Grian, or Martyn, or Joel. It's not like anyone else, it's so soft, even when he's poking fun. He's not mean, he's just pushing Jimmy forward. Encouraging him. And Jimmy really needs to stop thinking about other guys when he's got Tango right in front of him.)
I was tossing around the idea of age gap ranchers in my head and what fun situations I could put them in. Thought about the classic Dad's bestfriend trope. Then I realized I could make it worse. Dad's worst enemy.
Martyn and Tango have this weird rivalry going on in life series. So Martyn can be Jimmy's dad and Tango can be Jimmy's Daddy.
Really nice to see another freaky solideritek fan who is not normal about their age gap.
Stay freaky about ranchers pookie.
Wrapping this in a bow and sticking it in the pile of prompts I desperately want to write. I love this idea so much you have no idea. I am so very not normal.
Stay freaky as well pookie and keep sharing your brilliant ideas <3
sex store au background stuff bc i can't stop thinking of it, let's go:
this story is not just Scarian... there is Ranchers too(i WILL write their story i just. need to figure out how to write them correctly yk).
Anyways, Grian and Jimmy are either friends, siblings or cousins in this au and they both are coworkers in a sex store. the catch is... they are both completely asexual(or so our boys think).
Scar and Tango, however, both are cam boys and know they are very much allosexual. They don't actually know or interact or are in any way related to each other other than the fact that they both happen to stream on the same site. And it's a big site in this universe so that's just a coincidence, really.
Grian and Jimmy have lived in the city for a while and know the lay of the land pretty well. Tango has lived there for a few months to a year and is starting to learn where everything in the big city is. Scar, however, has just moved to the city after moving away from his hometown and knows absolutely nothing about the city and it's layout.
I don’t write smut but maybe something that is kinda almost smutty is being thought up for college au.
May I request r.anchers with a power imbalance and large age gap? (But not age play pls) And a butt-load of praise?? 🧎🧎
The way you wrote T.ango being soft and gentle with J.immy altered my brain chemistry forever.
Sorry this one took a minute!! I wanted to make sure it would be good. Enjoy some celebrity/fan R.anchers with a side of Catholic guilt :3
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He’s so young. He’s so young and so impressionable and so horny for Tango and so hot. He’s practically throwing himself at Tango at every opportunity, and Tango wants to let him have it. But it wouldn’t be right.
He’s just a fan, at the end of the day. He’ll give up and move on eventually. Tango has too much to juggle in his daily life, between interviews and public appearances and actual work. He doesn't have time to sleep with a fan who's at least twenty years his junior.
That's what he tells himself when Jimmy comes up to him after an appearance looking delicious and unsubtle. Tango’s just clearing things up, and he doesn’t actually have anywhere to be after this, but it would not be a good idea to go anywhere private with Jimmy.
“Hey,” says Jimmy softly. He licks his lips nervously, and Tango’s eyes follow the motion. “Do you need any help with this?”
Tango shakes his head. “I'm just breaking down the table.” It's one of those foldable ones, with the big metal legs. “Did you need something?”
Jimmy reaches out a hand. “I just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to meet you. Your work means a lot to me.”
Tango takes it, shakes it politely, and tries not to look pained when Jimmy holds on a moment too long. “I’m glad to hear it. That's what I'm in the business for, to make art that makes people feel things.”
Jimmy bites his lip. “You're good at it.” He pulls back, and Tango notices that he's left something behind in Tango's hand; a rectangular plastic shape. “Anyway, I should go. I hope to see you again soon.”
His stupid jerkface British accent goes straight to Tango’s dick. If he survives this, he’s gonna kill himself.
He watches Jimmy walk away, trying not to stare at his ass. It’s only once the doors swing shut behind him that Tango finally looks down at the object in his hand; a hotel room key with a post-it note attached, a room number scrawled hastily on the paper.
He’s so fucked.
King!Tango AU Update 2
I got a BUNCH of asks about this AU and I incorporated bits and pieces of several of them. Someone asked for wedding night smut, someone else asked for Tango taking care of Jimmy, and someone asked for Tango teaching Jimmy patience by tying him up and denying him (but he breaks really easily because he's weak for his little knight). I hope this is a satisfying continuation!!
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The wedding is gorgeous, as royal weddings often are. Jimmy looks resplendent in ice-blue and gold. Tango professes to all his guests his tender feelings for Jimmy, and Jimmy smiles back. For the first time, Tango feels excitement at the prospect of sharing his life with someone else. His king. His consort.
His Jimmy.
Tango takes Jimmy back to their shared rooms and kisses him softly. “My beautiful boy,” he whispers. “My love.”
“My lord,” Jimmy breathes. “Let me serve you.”
Tango laughs softly. “As you wish.”
Jimmy giggles, then bends and sweeps Tango off his feet and into his arms. Tango yelps, wrapping his arms around Jimmy’s neck. “Jimmy,” he chuckles, but he can’t deny how incredibly attractive it is to know that Jimmy’s fully capable of picking him up.
“I want to feel you,” Jimmy murmurs. “I want to make you feel good.”
He carries Tango to the bed and drops him onto it; Tango’s back and shoulders protest, and he grunts as he bounces up off the mattress. “Jimmy, I can’t take that kind of a beating,” he laughs painedly. “I’m much older than you are.”
Jimmy looks embarrassed. “I’m sorry, Your Majesty,” he murmurs. “What can I do to make it up?”