hello hello hello !!!! fuck, i'm so excited for this rp, i love me some absurdist comedy. and i’m.... a disaster so i only have this first one done, lydia still needs a little tweaking. but for now, i present to you, roscoe !!
( CHINA ANNE MCCLAIN. 25. CIS WOMAN + SHE/HER. ) do you have any classes with roscoe martin ? i heard they were born on august 15, 1995 which makes them a leo: i wonder if ending up at greendale studying music tech even though they’re a radio announcer was in their horoscope. i caught them in the bathroom last week humming cash shit by megan thee stallion, which i wouldn’t have expected from them, but i guess they do kind of remind me of fresh spray paint, massive steel-toed boots, and smashing the only guitar you own on stage, so it checks out. ( alys. she/her. 23. est. )
so, here's her story: she's the eldest daughter of america's top cardiologist and a famed nyc litigator. her little sisters are both in university, one is currently doing her phd in music theory in fucking vienna, the other one is doing her undergrad in economics at harvard. roscoe doesn't talk about them.
what's roscoe doing at greendale you may ask? well she was always the black sheep of the family, taking chance after chance and throwing them away, and now her family has finally threatened to cut her off unless she goes to school.
she signed up at the first school she saw in the middle of a cross-country road trip, and she's been here ever since. idk how long ago its been, but i think its less than a year. and still, even while at school, her allowance is fucking minimal compared to what she was making before.
boohoo, only five figures ???????? she's gonna Perish.
but yeah she's a rich bad girl, she has anger issues and trust issues and is basically just... having a Time all the Time. she hates it when she tries and doesn't succeed so she doesn't typically try. self-sabotaging in that sense.
tried to be a lead singer of a band. failed and was kicked out of said band. now they're climbing indie gods.
otherwise she's just xXtooedgy666Xx. takes dares very seriously. will beat you up.
yeah... she's a very new character and i wanna let her bloom here !!!! sorry for the Minimalism so pls take this tiktok compilation and her pinterest board.
wanted plots:
Must Protect The Baby: she's protective of your muse. Will Fight.
Rivalzzzzz: she needs ppl to fight obviously. this is a long-standing rivalry.
your hot but i won't say that out loud: a crush she's trying to avoid
squad/besties: please for the love of god she needs friends
literally anything you can talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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