Mar 13
i feel like if deputy vale ever found out i’ve got a crush on his sister, he’d turn my ass into a cautionary tale they tell at middle school assemblies.
Oh, honey, listen to me carefully. Deputy Vale absolutely would turn you into a cautionary tale. Not because he’s mean, because he’s dramatic. You so much as think about Rory with heart‑eyes and that man is already drafting a slideshow titled ‘Choices Have Consequences: A Community Safety Presentation.’ He’d dim the lights in the middle school auditorium, point a laser pointer at your silhouette, and say, ‘This is what happens when you don’t respect boundaries.’ And the worst part? The kids would love it. They’d ask for merch.
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