#ra meme

[vilewile]

[incorrectqus]

[ranger-raziel]

Will: *gets kidnapped*

Halt, kicking down the door to the Scandinavian capital: BITCH BETTER HAVE MY APPRENTICE.

[thebutterflyranger]

Easy choice

[araluen-arrows]

tag yourself: categories on the Wheel of Death®, p1

**i do not own rights to the Wheel of Death®

**tw: causes of death

roasted&toasted: either likes toast blackened or barely warmed. no in between. plays a minimum of 2 musical instruments and has a minimum of 2 cats. former gifted kid. probably has twenty books in their tbr and rereads their favorite for the fifth time. 

in your sleep: is nocturnal now that we’ve gone full quarantine. needs coffee to physically survive. falls down wikipedia rabbit holes on a regular basis. was definitely emo in middle school. 

off-page and forgotten: kind of an old soul. either likes to knit, cook, or bake, or all three. has or desperately wants a record player. always forgets to do their fucking laundry until they run out of towels. big-time procrastinator. 

stabbed: is really bad at self-care. do not give them junk food or they will obliterate all of it. could definitely crush you in mario kart. does not start homework until 9pm. occasionally works out. 

impromptu single combat: only gives half a fuck. on some days, not even. perhaps a quarter fuck. anyway, their two attitudes in life are “fuck it” and then plain “fuck”. sleeps four hours a night. does not like children. 

slaveryandwarmweed addict: really cared about/cares about activism and politics. is tired a lot. tries their fucking best. was probably a theater or band kid in high school. either a neat freak or is super duper disorganized. 

falls off a tower: dumbass bitch. gremlin energy. one or both of their parents was a karen. you can find everything that was ever lost under their bed or in the trunk of their car. probably sat on their little sibling a lot. has really good taste but can’t be bothered to change out of pjs. 

[olivia-ivy]

RA meme time

[rangercorpses]

It’s not the best, but it’s my first.  

(And yes I did make Gilan afraid of bees)

[vilewile]