#rabbies

[mapsontheweb]

Rabies Free Countries and Territories

[lmaosleepwho]

QUOTES FROM THE NEW PHUPLOAD (Dan keeps licking things in public)

Phil is Green

Dan is Orange

"You lick Pringles in a very seductive manner and you look like a freak." - 0:14 (I WAS EATING PRINGLES WATCHING THIS WTF)

"Now, get tonguing the Pringle like you do in public." - 0:32

"He reaches into the tube... He grasps the crisp in his forefingers... And then he retracts his tongue." - 0:48 (Phil back to back rn)

"*Dan proceeding to lick the Pringle in the most uncomfortable way ever.*" - 1:03

"And I'm sat there appreciating every single one. Like it's a beautiful woman." - 1:42

"*Dan licking the Pringle AGAIN BUT IN SLOW MOTION AND WITH MUSIC.*" - 1:59

"You're like a gentle lover trying to tease the climax." - 2:11 (pardon? 😀)

"It's like, if I just sucked out the middle of a ravioli and left its floppy skin on the table in a restaurant." - 2:38

"But what can I say? Boys? If you see me doing this to a Pringle, you should see what I could do- STOP." - 2:56 (Add it to the what can I say comp)

"Why is the bed wet?" - 4:21 (I love with whatever is wrong with Dan's psyche)

"She was just like, "it's ok, baby, nobody pissed."" - 4:46

"And I just immersed my hands in her hair." - 5:01

"PLANET PISS." - 5:44 (restart the counter)

"I think Elon Musk should go there. By himself." - 6:10 (AGREED)

"Planet cum... STASH YOUR NUTS." - 6:24

"Uh oh, dead end. Who's around the corner? Harold. It's Harold." - 7:37

"Closest I'll ever be to a sport. Or getting muddy with 15 women on the floor." - 10:11

"I could be the Didsbury dingo. The Didsbury dildo." - 10:43

"They said gay, they said trans rights." - 12:26 (HELL YEAHHHH)

"*I have no idea how to quote Dan mimicking the Hot Border Agent helping the grumpy dad agent.*" - 15:14

"But I did think I'm gonna get probed... which depending on who... Maybe I should've been like, maybe I have a bomb." - 15:22

"Where is my mate? My burrow is lonely." - 15:46 (what in the omegaverse fanfic kinda quote is this)

"You're gonna see full hole when you scroll along. And Madonna." - 16:53

"Were you proud? I was proud of you in that moment." - 18:07

Just the entire locked behind the glass door at the airport story. 19:07 - 20:52

"The things I saw in the bathroom, Dan... What did you see? The guy and his sugar daddy? Oh yeah, and the one that they found on the plane. And Madonna." - 21:23

"🎶Time goes by so slowly in Stanstead airport. We're gonna die in this gate.🎶" - 21:35

"And me and Phil don't really participate in society..." - 21:44

"Just shove it in dry." - 22:03 (Philip 😧)

"Do you know? I don't think I could do one mile of a marathon. I know that, yeah." - 22:36

"This is actually how I ran. *insert a light jog? the lightest jog/shuffle I ever did see.*" - 24:00

"Let me just aggressively finger my glass." - 24:10

"Dan looks like... An old person having a medical problem. An old penguin." - 24:17

"And then at 11pm I was just like, I'm nervous. I just, what if I can't do it? And Phil went, you just shouldn't do it." - 25:10

"What about our fuckass podcast?" - 26:31

"I think people just tell themselves endorphins are real to make themselves feel better." - 26:41 (DAMN)

"What is an endorphin? We're just saying things now. Never found it once." - 26:47

"Phil, isn't that sexy?" - 27:37 (the way my mouth DROPPED to the fucking center of the Earth. Holy jumpscare)

"If you wanna see Phil's... uhhhhh.... Ass. Crack drip." - 28:05

"You know when Phil gets cancelled one day for being a cannibal." - 28:57

"100% ghosted. We went to the afterlife together." - 29:37 (add it to the 100% comp)

"Shout out to the bisexuals. Hello bisexuals." - 31:51 (HELLO FELLOW BISEXUALS)

"I've had the Pringle top between my leg this whole time. Save me." - 32:25

"If you were to propose to me what gem would you get?" - 33:16 (fan fic writers get ready)

"I want a meteorite." - 34:02 (why did I immediately think of "Daddy I want a pony.")

"I used to sit on my bedroom floor and just stroke my rocks." - 34:41 (No Dan we can't save you)

"Where the fuck was this? In York. When the fuck was this? When I was at York." - 35:25

"As many balls as we can release." - 36:04

BE SAFE, DRINK WATER AND GET YOUR SHOTS PEOPLE

[keepsakestreet]

[shrimpothebestingardenview]

girrlll don’t be so scared about being bitten dw girllll I have so few diseases

(SORRY i skipped over your message accidentally and forgot which picture i drew for your ask 😭😭)

I'M NOT SCARED!! AND DON'T CALL ME A GIRL!

[louisfruit]

Omg Tumblr era was so insane like remember the whole *reference to a very obvious joke post* or when someone *reference to a fake screenshot made by a reddittor to make fun of Tumblr users*

[super-moineau]

Germ wanted to feed the BEAST, but Rabies doesn’t want to have anything to do with vegetables…

[the-traveling-engineer]

11.4.2018

Loch Ness

Inverness, Scotland

[rowatever]

Idk why yall want to get rabbies when you coud be getting mesothelioma instead,if you did you would get financial compensation at least