continuous looping scenario in my head where vox is sent to the hotel as punishment for season 2 and alastor becomes a bastard when he realizes that vox is jealous of alastor and lucifer's feuds. so then alastor starts shit on purpose that will piss both lucifer AND vox off, maybe even being touchy or something else that would make vox even more jealous.
alastor seeming to be more teasing and touchy is when lucifer begins to question if he has a crush on alastor too. so now there's two losers with a crush on alastor and he's playing them both, slightly aware of vox's crush but not lucifer's.
new crush x old crush x the aroace they're both crushing on and they're all enemies. and now i want to draw vox and lucifer sitting at a bar and vox going, "first time?" chugging a beer.
