#appleradiostatic

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It’s just that I imagine a universe where Vox stays at the hotel and attends Charlie’s activities, and it would be something like this:

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Day Two: Rommates / One bed

omfg Vox 😅

This is from the AppleMediaWeek in Twitter

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2) one bed

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AppleMedia Week 2024 - Day 2: One Bed/Roommates

Blame Game

“This is your fault,” Alastor accused, his flicking ears broadcasting his irritation.

“What? How is it my fault?” Vox demanded defensively. 

“Well…” Lucifer hedged, and the television demon spun to face him in disbelief. “You said you took care of the reservation,” he pointed out, holding up his hands apologetically. 

“I said my people took care of the reservation!” he corrected. “They said they got us the last available room. They failed to mention that it was…” He waved his hand in front of them. 

“One bed,” Lucifer finished for him with a sigh.

“I thought we would be staying in two rooms,” Alastor complained as he walked over to take a seat on the plush armchair in the corner of the room.

Vox raised an eyebrow at him. “Did you not hear me say they got us the last room? This place booked up fast, what with the festivities and all that.”

“Hmm. Then it sounds like someone should have told us about it sooner.” He shifted his attention to the only other person in the room he could dump blame onto.

Lucifer immediately bristled, crossing his arms. “It slipped my mind! But by all means, if sharing a bed is too much for you, then go back to the hotel. Vox and I will enjoy this vacation without you!” 

Alastor scowled. “Fine. Congratulations, Vox, your little plan worked. We’re all sharing the bed!”

“I told you, I didn’t plan this,” Vox insisted.

“Oh?” he smirked as he rose to his feet, sidling up to Vox until their faces were mere inches from each other. “So you’re not thrilled at the idea of being sandwiched between Lucifer and myself in bed for a week? I find that unlikely.” 

Vox licked his lips, unable to hold back a cheeky grin. “Doesn’t mean I planned it.”

“Hmm.” He regarded him through narrowed eyes for a couple seconds more before he abruptly turned away. “I’m going to take a shower. Do respect my privacy.” He gave a pointed look to both Vox and Lucifer (mostly Vox), then retreated into the bathroom. 

“Sooo…” Lucifer leaned into Vox’s side, slipping an arm around his waist. “Did you plan it?”

Vox rolled his eyes, fixing the king with a wide smile. “Now, Luci, does that sound like something I would do?” he asked innocently.

“Yes,” he answered without hesitation.

Vox just laughed as he pulled him into a kiss. This vacation was going to be perfect.

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Part 2/? I JUST LOVE ROTTING MY BRAIN THX (My artstyle is so inconsistent bc this is mostly self indulgent hshahhahahahah) | Part 3

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QPR Applemedia Headcanons

I got bit with the bug for this ship a couple weeks ago, and while I'm writing a little fic for them, you guys can have these headcanons

Lucifer and Vox are romantically and sexually involved while Alastor is their queerplatonic partner

Lucifer and Alastor were actually the first to become involved with each other, then (somehow) Alastor and Vox worked through their differences and became qpps as well

Lucifer DID NOT like Vox at first - he'd heard what happened between him and Alastor and was sure he was trying to hurt Alastor again. It wasn't until Alastor got sick of the protectiveness and forced them to hang out that the pair actually realized their chemistry

Lucifer and Vox are both rich and treat customer service employees like shit

Alastor - who grew up poor and is still not exactly strapped for cash (I'm a broke Alastor truther, sue me) hates this. Both he and his mother worked in customer service when money was tight while he was alive, so he always tries to treat them with respect. He'll take money from whoever was the biggest asshole on their nights out and use it to give the waitstaff large tips. Nights out almost always end in the silent treatment, but our boys are dumb so they don't know what they did wrong or understand why it was wrong when Alastor tells them

Don't worry, they get it eventually and start working on themselves

Vox and Alastor both prefer coffee while Lucifer likes tea more

Vox has the best sleep schedule, Lucifer alternates between not sleeping at all and sleeping for 19 hours, and Alastor sleeps at most 3 hours per night due to crippling insomnia - though he like to tell everyone that not sleeping is a choice in order to seem more mysterious and intimidating

Vox and Lucifer had a field day when they found out Alastor was ticklish. Alastor pretends to be annoyed every time they gang up on him, but it actually reminds him of the rare happy memories of his childhood, so he lets them keep doing it

Vox and Lucifer will binge their favorite shows together and come up with the wildest conspiracies about them

When they sleep in the same bed, Alastor and Lucifer use Vox as a makeshift heater

Alastor is fine with being kissed - making out is a definite no - but he doesn't kiss. He bites with affection. He never draws blood when he's being affectionate, but he's not always gentle either. It isn't uncommon for the trio to be laying in bed and Alastor just starts biting whoever is closest

For someone who is supposedly with the times, Alastor and Lucifer had to explain asexuality an ungodly number of times for Vox to finally understand it - a byproduct of being with Valentino for so long

Alastor still refuses to allow cameras to see him clearly, just to tease Vox when they aren't around each other

Despite his claims, there is actually a wide array of modern music that Alastor enjoys, but despite his southern roots, Vox found out the hard way that Alastor will throw hands if you play country around him

Alastor and Vox love making fun of Lucifer for his height - until he shifted into a form that was a good 5 inches taller than both of them just to shut them up. Lucifer wishes he'd had a camera because he'd never seen them both so flustered at the same time

They have competitions about who can come up with the best dad joke/corny pickup line, and they usually end up laughing so hard they can't breathe by the end of it

They also love trying to make each other blush. Lucifer turns bright gold when he receives genuine affection. Vox overheats when either Alastor genuinely laughs, or Lucifer turns on the charm. Alastor hates that he turns bright red with either genuine praise or when his partners surprise him with something he enjoys (knowledge of jazz/radio, cooking authentic Creole meals for him, expressing real interest when he actually gets invested in something, etc.)

All three of them have weird little hyperfixations - Lucifer with his ducks, Alastor and furbys, and Vox is absolutely fascinated by the existance of Pastafarianism (the worship of the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster). They all tease each other over their hyperfixations but will listen with the same fond looks when one of them starts rambling about it

Speaking of furbies, when Alastor unleashed the fabled Furby Organ, he played "Symphony No. 5" on it perfectly, and Lucifer and Vox were both awed and horrified

Lucifer always worries they will leave him just like Lilith did, and they both do their best to comfort and assure him otherwise

Vox is afraid that Alastor and Lucifer secretly think he barged in on their relationship, and they will playfully talk shit about each other until Vox is convinced he's both wanted and plays a vital part of their relationship

Alastor fears that they'll either decide he's not good enough because he doesn't like sex, or they'll find out he doesn't own his soul and cast him aside. They don't do anything about this because Alastor never tells them about his fears, instead letting them fester until they manifest as constant nightmares that he also doesn't tell them about

They have each others favorite food and drinks memorized down to the seasoning and temperature

Vox's love language is gift giving, Lucifer's is quality time, and Alastor's is - ironically enough - physical contact. Of course, this makes his touch aversion even more difficult to navigate

All three of them are incredibly touch-starved

Alastor learned how to rewire and fix televisions purely for Vox's benefit - he read three different owner's manuals and practiced on the tv in the lobby in secret

On Lucifer's bad days, Alastor and Vox will regularly check on him and slowly coax him out of bed

Vox is prone to viruses despite his firewalls, and Alastor and Lucifer take turns playing nursemaid when they get bad

When they learned Alastor suffered from panic attacks, Lucifer and Vox spent hours researching ways to help during, before, and after an attack, and learned the signs Alastor had that he was becoming distressed so they could make them less frequent

On that note, when they discovered that he had trichotillomania (hair pulling disorder), they got him different fidget/picking toys to negate the urge to pull his hair

That's all I have for now, feel free to add onto this if you want, I'd love to hear your opinions

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we really like applemedia ok?? (alastor is afab imtersex nonbinary and only likes being called a doe with his partners. QPR!! QPR!!) - shane/leaf/angel