#radiorambles

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I'm supposed to be doing something productive rn but instead I made disappearing guy

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listening to a song you last heard when you could understand english much less is so weird

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can request a g/n reader and Rosie where we are the same size as nifty but somehow fit under Rosie’s hat no one knows how not even us

Good evening my dear! I am going with headcanons for this! This is really short my apologies, I didn't know what to do with this other then hat turtle.

You are a chaotic little thing, no one knows where you came from or when exactly you showed up but you stuck with Rosie,

Where Rosie is you are usually near by, typically in her hat, the first time you got into her hat you were running away from Susan, and decided to climb up Rosie's back and put her hat on your head, you didn't expect to just sink into her hat like a turtle going into it's shell.

Rosie routinely has to check her hats before putting them away in case you were taking a nap in there.

Rosie has to shake her hats before going into an overlord meeting because you're not allowed in there, you accidentally got taken in once while taking a nap, you rose up from Rosie's head in a panic and booked it running away like a hat turtle, breaking through a wall in your escape.

"Rosie, Did your hat just grow legs and run???"

"Indeed it did, now you were sayin'?"

Alastor finds you hiding in Rosie's hat hilarious, and solely because of your shared height with Niffty whenever he visits he brings Niffty so the two of you can "play" while he talks with Rosie,

The two of you either stare at each other unblinkingly from the top of your respective cannibal's heads, attack bugs together, maybe terrorize the local cannibals.

Whenever you get tired you go into Rosie's hat, she doesn't even feel the extra weight from you snoozing in her hat,

She's going on a walk? Grab your headphones sneak in her hat and it's the best nap ever.

Literally y'all are like

"Rosie what's under your hat?"

"Oh! [name]'s in there! Say hi [name]!" causally lifts hat

"hi."

Sometimes she'll take her hat off and place it on the ground to confuse people, freaking them out when her seemingly normal hat grow legs and starts running after them.

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I'm rewatching hazbin with a friend and why do I like THIS CREATURE, I need to bully him more

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alastor x sleepy Reader? Thank u ^_^

Good evening my dear! No idea what you wanted so I'm going with headcanons!

Sleepy reader headcanons

Warnings: none other then The reader has wings because in my sleep deprived brain think being wrapped with wings is just so cozy and warm, also bat coded, I am writing this while sleep deprived because I got motivation for some reason, this is short also this is bordering on chaotic.

Both you and Alastor have horrible sleeping habits, but whereas he stays up for multiple days in a row then crashes horribly you take power naps, like five minute "naps" throughout the day in random places

like in my other sleepy reader headcanons [I think??] Reader takes cat naps in weird spaces, I imagine you sleep upside down like a bat, [unrelated but hear me out on a bat reader, like is that NOT ADORABLE]

Lil' adorable creature of the night. This is just me spreading bat propaganda, bat-ganda I swear if bat-ganda is an actual word that doesn't mean something with literal bats I'm biting someone chomp chomp bith

Anyways, Alastor often finds you sleeping hanging upside down on the chandelier, door frames, anything that dangles,

I imagine you've probably slipped a few times and he's had to catch you because high place and it'd be such a shame for his favorite you, to get injured!

I imagine you have a tendency to fall asleep on him.

Dude has definitely moved out of the way as you toppled over asleep causing you to fall on the floor.

He finds it hilarious.

Sometimes he'll let you snooze on his shoulder or lap especially during broadcasts.

I imagine when Alastor inevitably crashes from sleep exhaustion you take the chance to get proper sleep,

You have a built-in blanket, it's the wings.

Either you wrap both you and Alastor in your wings like a joint cocoon, or he just straight up has one of your wings over him like a blanket as y'all nap.

I can't draw Alastor, stupid haircut deer man

I imagine since Alastor hates being touched by the majority of people, you're in the very short list of people that are allowed to touch him, that bring said I hope you wake up before him in the wing cocoon because if not broski is just trapped there, as snug as a bug in a rug, or as snug as a deer in a wing cocoon.

I imagine the wing cocoon is warm but not melty warm like hot chocolate warm.

Very nice place to nap, wings comfy.

Good evening folks! Hope you enjoyed, someone KNOCK ME OUT WITH A BAGUETTE PLEASE, as per usual thank you for tuning on in!

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Alright I've been getting some REALLY really weird requests lately, [Someone requested that a character grooms a reader from childhood, borderline weird romanized abuse stuff ect etc] and I've been deleting them when I get them because I don't write that for hopefully obvious reasons, but it's reached a point where I have to make a whole post about this, please read my "What I don't write" list in my pinned post before requesting, do not overstep my set boundaries, and please remember, an actual person is seeing your requests.

I do not write those types of fics and I am uncomfortable with that type, I mostly write [usually wholesome or tragic] romance, found family, murdery fics, or the weird chaotic fic, none of them include things like that. Thank you for reading.

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I'M ABOUT TO WATCH THE NEW EPISODE OF THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS WITH KIRBY [My best friend] NO ONE TELL ME ANYTHING

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PEOPLE ARE MAKING CONTENT FOR TANGLED THE SERIES AGAIN, I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT AS A RAPUNZEL FAN I AM THRILLED