#radvent

[butchjorse]

i think i see it sailing away

[creatorverse-official]

It was late at night, the sun has set, birds were no longer singing, flowers had stopped blooming, and thankfully kids like you weren’t burning in hell. One thing that was burning however, was Lorel’s kitchen, a lovely fire caused by Slime dancing across her countertop. Her whole house was a general mess, actually, given the state of things.

A broken window, punch stains and various snack scraps littering the ground, multicoloured streamers and balloons scattered all over the place, many of the decorations far, far from their original post.

And through it all, tons of createrversians shouting, mingling, dancing, standing awkwardly by the snack table, and anything else that comes with being at a party.

Lorel sighs, not really surprised, but not exactly pleased either. Earlier on she considered stopping the party, but her friends bribed convinced her to keep it going.

So, Lorel leaned back onto a wall, sipped punch, and let it all happen.

She watched as Slime and Andrew began an anime battle on the roof (no surprise), watched Void start wacking people with a broom while Griffin tried to stop him (only to get wacked in the face by accident), and she watched Lynn and Rawlyx have a rap battle in the middle of the hallway while bystanders cheered them on (ok, that wasn’t expected). All in all, a normal party.

Meanwhile however, something strange had found the party. It was around the size of a football, seemingly a wriggling mass of dark purple tentacles, and a singular eye at the center. It had been wandering somewhat aimlessly, searching for a new host to take over before it died of malnutrition. Seeing the party, with its bright lights and the sounds of many, many potential victims, it had wiggled its tendrils in apparent delight and snuck inside.

As it slithered in, it subtly locked all doors and windows from the outside-so no one could leave while it reproduced-Then it began to lurk unnoticed through the house, searching for a primary host.

The first person It’s one eye locked onto was Cipher, a grey anthropomorphic cat in purple clothes and an indigo cape, standing alone in a hallway with a goofy grin on their face. Being somewhat doped up on a mix of sugar, caffiene, and glitter glue, Cipher didn’t notice the small but dangerous creature sneaking up on them.

The parasite got as close as it could without being seen, and then sprang at Cipher, latching itself onto the cat’s eyes. Cipher screeched in confusion and panic, swiping at their face, but it was too late.

The parasite appeared to ‘melt’ into Cipher’s eyes, a tell-tale sign it had begun its attachment process. Cipher’s soul seemingly dissapeared from their chest and reappeared in their left eye, entangled in glowing purple tendrils.

With a bright multicoloured flash, Cipher’s old clothes were replaced with a terrifyingly neon outfit,along with large blacked out shades with the words “FUN FUN” written across them in equally awful neon colours.

Chuckling, Fresh!Cipher (Fripher? Cesh? Fresphihcre?? End me) adjusts their new glasses and grins.

“Looks like this party’s just getting started”

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From @ciphercat101, who came up with the idea for the event and set the event up:

Whee OOC time: essentially what’s going to happen is Fresh!Cipher is going to try and find other victims to spread their “Totally Radical Vibes” to. All the doors and windows are locked from the outside, so getting out will be difficult, but all in all it’s up to you if and how your sona survives this “Dippity Dope” event. Good luck and have funnnnnn!!

Fresh (the parasite) belongs to @loverofpiggies!!!

[leisurerecs-blog]

Radvent Day 3: Fenne Lily Interview

Whats yr no.1 essential tour item?

Number one essential tour item … eye drops. No sleep means scratchy eyes and nobody got time for that.

Which Spice Girl would you like to be? Show your working

When I was younger I wanted to be Spongy Spice. At the time I thought she was a legit member but now that I realise she’s not, I want to be her even more. My working? I’m spongier than the other Spice Girls. I think that’s logical.

What is the scariest thing you’ve had to do as a musician?

I played some shows in The Netherlands and the airline lost my guitar (easyJet you bastards), so I had to do the gigs without it, which would have been fine had I not wasted 6 hours in the airport waiting for it to turn up. I arrived at the largest capacity venue I’ve ever played, with 15 minutes before I was due onstage, without a guitar or any of the bits I needed. That was pretty freaky. Although I’m phobic of flying so I guess every gig I play abroad is another scary thing in itself.

Would you rather be stuck in a lift with Seal or Meatloaf? Show your working

Meatloaf. I need some tips on how to improve my Bat Out of Hell rendition, can’t get the vocal tone quite right. Or do you mean meatloaf the food? Either’s good.

What fashion trend do you think you could resurrect?

Short sleeved tops over long sleeved tops. It’s warm and practical, no idea why more people don’t do it. That, or wearing all your clothes at least 2 sizes too big. I’m gonna keep doing both regardless of whether they catch on (give it a year).

What has been your favourite place to play so far?

Amsterdam was incredible. I played at The Paradiso which is legendary - Prince did a secret gig there last year and literally anyone cool you can think of has performed there at some point. The room was packed out and everyone was super relaxed and friendly (it’s not just the weed, Dutch audiences are the chillest, hands down), I tried my remedial Dutch on stage and got some pity claps. Life was good. And Amsterdam itself is super cool, amazing buildings and art galleries and funky bridges. Yeh, take me back.

What’s a topic you’ve never written about musically but would like to?

Being happy. All my songs are about loneliness or heartbreak or death. To write something more uplifting would be a refreshing first, although maybe slightly off-brand — I’ve dug myself a miserable musical hole, I guess I’ll just stay in it.    

If you could be one animal, which would it be? Show working.

I like to think I’d be something regal and standoffish like a wolf or a massive bird, but a friend said I’d definitely be a sloth. Or a slow loris. She’s probably right, I’m rarely seen moving faster than a casual crawl.

Which reality show do you think you would last longest on?

Oh heck. Does Planet Earth count as reality TV? It’s real life - I’d just chill with those wicked city moneys or make a snow cave and hang with some seals. People-based shows … maybe Hunted, where they have to run away from the FBI people for a month. Just throw away your phone and go camping, why don’t they all do that. Easy win right there.

[butchjorse]

Fukouna Girl

(Uncensored under the cut, warning for mild(? Undetailed) gore and nudity)

[creatorverse-official]

Thank you all for participating in this event, buuut I think we’re going to close it now.

And thanks again to @ciphercat101 for making the event! We had a rad time, y’all!

[leisurerecs-blog]

We hope you can all agree that we’ve been pretty g o o d b o y e s this year, and we’ve heard some old dude gives you free stuff if you write to him. Our Christmas list is Radvent 23, hope we’ve given Old Man Nick or whatever he’s called enough time to sort all this stuff.

[leisurerecs-blog]

A hot and tasty treat for radvent today as we will both find ourselves in *chat* with @veryfreshjuice on tonight's radio show. Tune in at 7pm for an undiluted stream of Partridge-isms https://www.burstradio.org/