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anyways claustrophobic john who can’t stand small/cramped spaces and has a bad habit of floating off the ground super casual like is a swell headcanon

#he prefers open spaces things like elevators and narrow staircases make him nervous #raesdumbheadcanons #it been a hot second since i used this tag #im p-sure this used to be a common headcanon now that i think about it haha

so anywayS white rapper dave is fucking hilarious what a hipster poser i love him

#raesdumbheadcanons #dave strider #defends this headcanon tbh

friendly reminder that poly dave strider is pure and wholesome content (´ ꒳ ` ✿)

#raesdumbheadcanons #its canon in paradox space ya'll #ship dave strider with all the things 2k17

short dave is good bc dave in too big too large t-shirts curtesy of his bf(s) is the very definition of lawful good

#dave strider #i love? my son??#raesdumbheadcanons #john's shirt would probably reach his thighs #jake's straight up stops above his knees #rolls over #i love fluff u guys

someway or another i feel in my soul that dirk would be Terrible @ figure skating like: “The ancient writings are all wrong hell isn’t filled with endless ethereal fire--it’s just fucking ice. It’s always been ice.” “dirk you’re being overdramatic again honey. chill maybe--” “IT’S ALWAYS BEEN ICE”

#raesdumbheadcanons #HES SO PERSONALLY OFFENDED BY THESE DUMB ICE BLADES THAT HE HAS NO CONTROL OVER #DIRK STRIDER #FAVE

consider: bro and alpha dave raising stridruplet kiddos mostly alone and everyday is a new day in Hell.

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miscellaneous faestuck au trivia from the recent doodle comic:

john’s throne is made of vines with unnamed sapphire esque gems growing out out of the roots dirk’s throne is made of solid quartz crystal--probably rose-- and hal’s is made of black thorns

#faestuck au #they usually aren't all in one place at the same time so at least one throne is almost always empty #raesdumbheadcanons #no one cares about this au rae--someone whispers as i stare the usurper straight in the eye and continue to draw dirk strider with antennas

i need some strider druplets now that you have brought it to my attention. pls.

consider: strider puppy piles being a thing and dirk always ending up on the bottom cause he’s the oldest and he needs to be super careful whenever he takes naps bc he’s liable to wake up with several loads of lil’ bro sprawled on top of himhe usually needs to pee. it is very inconvient

#precious druplet striders #raesdumbheadcanons #they probably get an apartment together when college rolls around lol #the faves (tm)#Anonymous

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