Today we reject canon and embrace non-canom ships like itâs the 2000âs-10âs again. Let us begin heheheh (also im sticking to masc leaning characters because c!Ven likes đ ąď¸oys.)
Aax
5/10: Pass
I donât think theyâd be bad for each other, I just think Ven would feel out of his depth yk? Their communication type wouldnât clash badly, theyâd both be able to argue without killing one another, but they just dont click?
I just think Ven would be intimidated? and that should be a dealbreaker in any relationship.
Caspian
6/10: Smash
Caspian would be the cool ex that you still see sometimes in random places, and you stop for 10-15 min to see how heâs doing, before you both leave and forget about each other again.
Cas would keep Venâs bossy streak in check, and theyâd sort out their problems together well. They have aligning interests in knowledge and writing, and overall theyâd work.
they actually seem like the kind of couple to fall out of love with each other? which is very sad to me ;-;
Theyâd care about each other a lot i think, in a Scottâs Street by Phoebe Bridgers kinda way
Centross
7/10: Smash
⌠thereâs only room for one self-sacrificing idiot in this relationship.
Opposite of Rae; Centross is Venâs type, personality-wise. Also Centross does the love-bickering thing that Ven and Feng would do. They communicate well, theyâd argue healthily, over all theyâd be pretty good tbh. The sleep schedule between the two of them would be bad though, Ven would forget to stop work and Centross would do the same, theyâd forget to check in with each other.
Rae
3/10: Pass (edit, was 2/10 but i raised it by 1 for Zenni the beloved)
you already know what iâm gonna say about these goobers. theyâre terrible for each other
the interesting thing to me; thereâs only two reasons for Ven to date Rae. 1) theyâre young, and social norms say you should date someone similar to you. So both Vena and Rae would go âhe likes what i likeâ and call it a day. OR 2) Rae would be a rebound for Ven. neither of which can happen in canon. (i love the band au blorbos <3)
Seven
4/10: Pass
they wouldnât be bad, Ven just wouldnât know how to approach Seven? Seven has so much going in, and Ven would need to know every detail about Sevenâs past in order to feel comfortable in the relationship. Seven canât really give that, so the relationship is over before itâs begun.
Ulysses
7/10: Smash
Similar to Caspian, theyâd get along, theyâd be good exes. Ven would learn a lot academically from Ulysses.
bonus point because this fish sounds aussie and that is important to me ok
Will
4/10: Pass
Based on the emotional reactions seen in the spy arc of S2, I donât think these two would get along. i actually think Ven would get on Willâs nerves in close proximity, if he were to open up and let Will in emotionally. Not that itâd be Willâs fault, they just clash. They would have common interests though, so all wouldnât be lost.
Will would speak his mind, whilst Ven clams up and avoids conflict, but theyâd get around to communicating eventually. (so theyâre def not the worst pairing on this list.)
Wolf
âŚ9/10: Smash
ok hear me out, you havenât seen the half of it in canon yet, but these two work well. They have a lot in common (that i canât share yet)
they argue so well, maybe even better than Feng and Ven did. Where Feng would speak up with Ven, Wolf sits and listens and waits.
Wolf is Venâs type physically,tall with long hair and broad shoulders, and comes close to his type in personality.
nodders they should kiss
âŚSo in conclusion; Let Ven join Wolftross, its time for Wolventross throuple takover