Raffles: I realize there's this last leg look about me. But that's from all this lying in the dark and from being categorically denied solid food and from being half poisoned from Theobald's blasted prescriptions.
Bunny: But I don't understand. (Sputters) Why have a doctor at all if you're not ill? Why on earth lie in bed if you haven't got to?
Raffles: Cuz it's a damn better site than lying in jail. As you know only too well, my dear friend. Oh Bunny, if you knew how often I--
Bunny: Oh, don't A.J., please, please don't.
(A beat of silence, and then Bunny changes the subject.)
-Raffles, BBC radio series, S.3 E.1 'No Sinecure'















