What are thoughts? Why do we have them?
Thoughts are a horrible curse enacted upon matter by the Arch Fiend, Toby. Toby cursed certain collections of chemicals to experience awareness of the world, so that they might suffer eternally at their own inherent meaninglessness and futility. Toby thought it was a good laugh at first, but after a tens of thousands of years of it, even he admits it’s kind of gotten out of hand, but you can’t put the cat back in the bag.














