#raggumba

[howlingday]

Jaune: Guess what, guys? They're making me the headmaster!

Jaune: But if I'm being honest, it doesn't feel right to me.

Jaune: Dust. Grimm. Tactics. First aid. History. There's just too many subjects for me to have the answers for. It's kinda messing with my perspective, and they say thinking too much can put you in worse places than not thinking. If I could, I'd rather not think at all.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: It's not a bad thing, though. I've got plenty of other professors there to help me out. I mean, if you can really call them telling me what to do as "helping".

Jaune: But sometimes...

J___: ...it just feels like something's missing from my life.

[howlingday]

Jaune's Going Down A Very Dark Path

Jaune: You just don't get it, Ren. You don't understand what it's like to be like me. To suddenly get put in the dogzone.

Ren: I thought people liked dogs.

Jaune: Only when it's convenient. You're not just a dog; you're cattle. You're the first thing they cut loose when they get bored. I've gone above anf beyond the need for women. They're all nothing but whores. (Clenches) Every last one of them.

Ren: Jaune! Think about what you're saying! The girls are right over there!

Jaune: Them? They used to mean something to me, but now they mean nothing. Every time I look at them now, the only thing I see now...

Jaune: Are a bunch of useless 6/10 bitches with no asses or tits and are carried only by fan-art!

Ren: I won't let you talk about Nora like that! (Punches)

Jaune: (Kicks Ren off) You know exactly how awful women can be! The only things they care about are themselves and chads. So I became a chad! I stole Nora's OnlyFans account off Reddit years ago, Ren!

Jaune: Open your fucking eyes, Lie Ren! (Draws sword) TAKE THE BLACK PILL!